Comics with Pittman the fox | Roonie the Rabbit

Sharing

A fox is about to eat a piece of cake. RABBIT: Can you share?

FOX: Why? RABBIT: To be nice.

Out of Shape

RABBIT (thinking): Am I bit out of shape? SURE.

RABBIT (thinking): But no one really notices except me.

Dealing with Losing

FOX (thinking): OK. I lost. That's OK. I can deal with losing.

FOX (thinking): I'll just bang my head against this table seven hundred times in a row.

Calm Down

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Why Does No One Like Spending Time with Me?

FOX: No one likes spending time with me. And I have no idea why!

FOX: All I do is relentlessly tell them the truth about everything they do wrong. And give unprompted advice about how to do things better.

Undirected Anger

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The Point of the Argument

SQUIRREL: This argument feels pointless. FOX: Oh, it has a point.

FOX: My complete and total victory is the point.

Prepared for Party

SKINK (thinking): Before a party, I prepare for common questions I might be asked.

SKINK (thinking): I'm ready for almost any social situation.

No Two Leaves

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Conquerors

FOX: You know, the great conquerors from the past would hold bonfires and enormous, elaborate feasts after a victory on the battlefield.

The fox moves his rook. FOX: Checkmate.

Polite

A bird shows a painting to a fox and a rabbit. BIRD: How is it? And be polite! FOX: Hmm, now... What's a polite way to say, "It looks like garbage."

The bird angrily storms away.

One of a Kind

FOX (thinking): I am SPECIAL. I am UNIQUE.

FOX (thinking): I am ONE of a KIND.