Comics about chess | Roonie the Rabbit

Do Well at Everything

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Want to Win

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Different Strengths and Weaknesses

PITTMAN: Don't get upset. We just have different strengths and weaknesses. Am I better at chess? Yes.

PITTMAN: BUT... Do I run faster?
PITTMAN: Again, yes.

PITTMAN: And SURE, I'm smarter... funnier...
PITTMAN: Certainly more well-liked...

PITTMAN: What was I talking about again?
FLYNN: You were... cheering me up.

Against the Rules

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Happy Now?

FLYNN: Fine. You WIN. Happy now?

PITTMAN: Oh, YES! Yes, yes… Incredibly so.

PITTMAN: Wait wait, should I not be?

Loser

PITTMAN: Check and MATE! I win, Flynn! I am the WINNER, and you, sir, are the LOSER! Ha!

FLYNN: Yeah. (sigh) Well, I ALWAYS lose, so... I suppose it was inevitable. I'll seeya...

A pause

PITTMAN: The only thing worse than a sore loser is one resigned to his fate.