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Pittman the fox

A character in 68 comics.

This friend loves to compete. And they love to win. In fact, they seem to even prefer that over successful relationships.

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Settle an Argument

Nov 24, 2021

PITTMAN: Can you settle an argument? FLYNN: Sure. You're wrong.
PITTMAN: OK, but let me just- FLYNN: No. You're wrong.
PITTMAN: You haven't even heard what the argument was ABOUT! FLYNN: Look...
FLYNN: You asked me to settle it. You didn't ask me to settle it FAIRLY.

Dinner

Nov 19, 2021

ROONIE: Wanna have dinner together? PITTMAN: To see who can eat more?
ROONIE: No... to just... have dinner. PITTMAN: -and we'll see who eats FASTEST?
ROONIE: No! (sigh) Never mind... PITTMAN: Ooo, how 'bout I cook? I can cook the BEST!
PITTMAN: I bet I get invited to more dinners than ANYONE...

They’ll Never Know

Nov 3, 2021

HOT CHOCOLATE: (sigh)
HOT CHOCOLATE: They'll never know how much I love them.
HOT CHOCOLATE: And that's because I will quite literally NEVER tell them.

I Won

Oct 25, 2021

PITTMAN: I won! Beat you AGAIN!
FLYNN: We were not RACING. Not everything is a COMPETITION.
A pause.
FLYNN: He'll never win with an attitude like that.

If At First, You Don’t Succeed

Oct 1, 2021

PITTMAN: If at first you don't succeed...
A pause.
PITTMAN: Quit and tell no one.

Happy Now?

Sep 3, 2021

FLYNN: Fine. You WIN. Happy now?
PITTMAN: Oh, YES! Yes, yes… Incredibly so.
PITTMAN: Wait wait, should I not be?

Just Made a Joke

Sep 1, 2021

HOT CHOCOLATE: They just made a joke… OR they made fun of me.
HOT CHOCOLATE: Should I laugh… or be angry?
HOT CHOCOLATE: HA! HA! HA! SMACK SMACK
HOT CHOCOLATE: I think I covered my bases.

Say the Wrong Thing

Aug 25, 2021

Why I’ve Called You Here

Aug 16, 2021

ROONIE: I'm sure you're all wondering why I've called you here this morning.
A pause.
A pause.
ROONIE: I bet it was a good reason.

Are They Talking About Me?

Aug 9, 2021

HOT CHOCOLATE: Are they talking about me?
HOT CHOCOLATE: There's one way to find out.
HOT CHOCOLATE: Go over there and ask them.
HOT CHOCOLATE: So I guess we'll never know.

Life Is Not a Game

Jul 21, 2021

FLYNN: Life is not a game.
PITTMAN: No.
PITTMAN: It's a single-elimination winner-take-all tournament.

We Are All One

Jul 9, 2021

ROONIE: We are all one.
PITTMAN: Sure.
PITTMAN: But me a little moreso, right?

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