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Pittman the fox

A character in 74 comics.

This friend loves to compete. And they love to win. In fact, they seem to even prefer that over successful relationships.

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The Best at Everything

Mar 16, 2022

FOX (thinking): My goal is to be the best at everything, and be idolized by millions.
FOX (thinking, as they flick a walnut): I think I'm pretty much there.
The fox's walnut lands perfectly atop a pile of other walnuts.
We see there is no one around for miles. FOX (thinking): I just need to get the word out more.

Against the Rules

Feb 27, 2022

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Flow

Feb 9, 2022

ROONIE: They're in a FLOW STATE. Their every movement is in step with the one before. Time has slowed for them. They are nearing... perfection.
PITTMAN: HA! Done!
FLYNN: Macaroni art?
PITTMAN: PERFECT macaroni art!
ROONIE: Flow states can be for dumb stuff too, y'know.
PITTMAN: Quick!! I need more farfalle!

Disputing

Jan 5, 2022

PITTMAN: I'm the BEST at doing this.
FLYNN: Yes, fine. No one is disputing that.
PITTMAN: (sigh) I know...
PITTMAN: I wish they WOULD...

Party

Dec 24, 2021

SQUIRREL (thinking): I want to find an easy and polite way to let people know this holiday party is over.
SQUIRREL (thinking): LEAVE! NOW! I DON'T WANT YOU HERE! LEEEEEEEEEAVE!!!
SQUIRREL (thinking, as everyone exits their house): PERFECT! Easier than I thought...
SQUIRREL (thinking): It occurs to me... I maybe didn't quite hit the "polite" angle. But... wasn't married to that anyway...

Life’s Too Short

Dec 6, 2021

FLYNN: Life's too short to argue.
PITTMAN: OK... how short are we talking?
PITTMAN: Like, this afternoon?
PITTMAN: Because then I still have time to make a few key points!

Settle an Argument

Nov 24, 2021

PITTMAN: Can you settle an argument?
FLYNN: Sure. You're wrong.
PITTMAN: OK, but let me just-
FLYNN: No. You're wrong.
PITTMAN: You haven't even heard what the argument was ABOUT!
FLYNN: Look...
FLYNN: You asked me to settle it. You didn't ask me to settle it FAIRLY.

Dinner

Nov 19, 2021

ROONIE: Wanna have dinner together?
PITTMAN: To see who can eat more?
ROONIE: No... to just... have dinner.
PITTMAN: -and we'll see who eats FASTEST?
ROONIE: No! (sigh) Never mind...
PITTMAN: Ooo, how 'bout I cook? I can cook the BEST!
PITTMAN: I bet I get invited to more dinners than ANYONE...

They’ll Never Know

Nov 3, 2021

HOT CHOCOLATE: (sigh)
HOT CHOCOLATE: They'll never know how much I love them.
HOT CHOCOLATE: And that's because I will quite literally NEVER tell them.

I Won

Oct 25, 2021

PITTMAN: I won! Beat you AGAIN!
FLYNN: We were not RACING. Not everything is a COMPETITION.
A pause.
FLYNN: He'll never win with an attitude like that.

If At First, You Don’t Succeed

Oct 1, 2021

FOX (thinking): If at first you don't succeed...
A pause as the fox stares at their violin.
FOX (thinking): Quit and tell no one.

Happy Now?

Sep 3, 2021

FLYNN: Fine. You WIN. Happy now?
PITTMAN: Oh, YES! Yes, yes… Incredibly so.
PITTMAN: Wait wait, should I not be?

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