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Pittman the fox

A character in 44 comics.

This friend loves to compete. And they love to win. In fact, they seem to even prefer that over successful relationships.

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Climb this tree

Jul 13, 2004

PITTMAN: Betcha I can climb this tree faster than you! FLYNN: OK. Let's do it.
SOUND: (snap) (rustle) PITTMAN: Mmph rmph
PITTMAN: HA! Did it! I WIN! I WIN! ... Flynn?
PITTMAN: He's silent in his defeat. Very classy...

Branches

Jul 11, 2004

PITTMAN: Every time I go by a tree branch, I see if I can hit it. And if I can, that's one point for me.
ROONIE: You keep score? PITTMAN: Oh yeah. I've got 32 points this week alone.
ROONIE: But then... who else is playing? PITTMAN: Well, I'm not sure...
PITTMAN: But I'm way ahead...

True jogger

Jun 27, 2004

PITTMAN: The true jogger runs every morning! Without fail!
PITTMAN: Pattern and repetition are of the utmost importance! Nothing must stand in the way of the true jogger's schedule!
A pause
PITTMAN: Except, of course, the true jogger's bladder.

Too late

Jun 21, 2004

FLYNN: Why-... Do you have any IDEA what time it is? PITTMAN: Roonie can't sleep, Flynn. He's too hot...
FLYNN: OH! Oh REALLY? Oh! AW! You what you should try then?
FLYNN: NEVER WAKING ME UP EVER EVER EVER AGAIN.
PITTMAN: Now, I've also heard warm milk is good. ROONIE: Well, I like milk... SOUND: SLAM!

Jump in the bog

PITTMAN: FLYNN! Come on, let's go jump in the bog!
FLYNN: I think that thing is full of water moccasins, Pittman.
PITTMAN: RIGHT!
PITTMAN: Am I missing something? I always feel like I'm MISSING something with you... FLYNN: (sigh)

Jun 11, 2004

Mind if I join?

May 30, 2004

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What’s my number?

May 8, 2004

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Napping

Apr 29, 2004

A pause
A pause
PITTMAN: The nap is DONE!! HA!
PITTMAN: I relax INTENSELY....

Hide and seek

Apr 10, 2004

FLYNN: Pittman, I- PITTMAN: Can't talk, Flynn. Roonie and I are playing hide and seek.
PITTMAN: He's a TRICKY devil, too, been laying low, but he should be making his move... any... SECOND...
FLYNN: That's what I came to say, I think Roonie stopped PLAYING three days ago.
PITTMAN: And now he sends MISINFORMATION! GENIUS! FLYNN: Yeah, well, your "genuis" also just got his head stuck in my chimney...

Are you there?

Apr 1, 2004

ROONIE: Hey, Hot Chocolate, are you there?
HOT CHOCOLATE: AM I here, Roonie? Or is this world I perceive simply that, a PERCEPTION? I think, therefore I am, but what if all I am is... a THOUGHT?
ROONIE: Hot Chocolate? Hello? Guess he's not there. PITTMAN: Yeah.
HOT CHOCOLATE: (sigh) Some people just can't handle philosophical discussions...

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