Comics about food | Roonie the Rabbit

Restraint

RABBIT: ((Hey! I just walked by a bowl of cookies without eating one!))

RABBIT: ((What willpower! What restraint!))

RABBIT: ((I deserve a reward.))

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Over-ordering

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Holiday Meal

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Jelly

FLYNN: You've got jelly all over yourself again. When will you learn?

ROONIE: Hmm, good question...

ROONIE: Probably... when there's no more jelly?

ROONIE: (shudder) What a chilling thought.

Routine

FLYNN: Same old routine... Breakfast, lunch, dinner... Go to bed. Do it all again.

FLYNN: You ever think there's... more to life than this?
ROONIE: Hmm...

ROONIE: I think it sounds pretty good actually.

ROONIE: Though I would maybe add in more snacks and naps.

Honestly

CHRIS: And he goes for the "candy bar" again. HONESTLY, Jacob... What do they got that I haven't got?
JACOB: HONESTLY, Chris?

JACOB: I mean... They have crispy delicious cookies delicately topped with ribbons of tender caramel, all wrapped up in a this layer of exquisite chocolate.

CHRIS: Oh SURE, if THAT'S what you're looking for...

CHRIS: But doesn't anyone value POTASSIUM anymore?!
STEPHEN: Hear hear!
JACOB: Shut up, Stephen.

Late

ROONIE: I lost track of time while snacking.
ROONIE: Now I'm really late.

ROONIE: But I forget what for.

A pause.

ROONIE: Ooo, maybe it's more food!

Last Spoonful

ROONIE: I want this last spoonful.

ROONIE: But I offer it to my friend.
ROONIE: Because I love them.

FLYNN: Ew... no.

ROONIE: And because I knew they didn't want it anyway.

A Few Pounds

ROONIE: They keep saying I'd feel better if I could just drop a few pounds...

Picks up belly.

Drops it.

ROONIE: I think it worked.

Dinner

ROONIE: Wanna have dinner together?
PITTMAN: To see who can eat more?

ROONIE: No... to just... have dinner.
PITTMAN: -and we'll see who eats FASTEST?

ROONIE: No! (sigh) Never mind...
PITTMAN: Ooo, how 'bout I cook? I can cook the BEST!

PITTMAN: I bet I get invited to more dinners than ANYONE...