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Today

Feb 17, 2023

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With Love

Feb 10, 2023

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Sharing

Feb 8, 2023

A fox is about to eat a piece of cake. RABBIT: Can you share?
FOX: Why? RABBIT: To be nice.
The fox hands his cake to the rabbit.
FOX (thinking): Nice feels an awful lot like hungry.

Good Sandwich

Jan 15, 2023

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Sandwiches

Nov 26, 2022

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Point

Oct 5, 2022

RABBIT: So I added more jelly, which you'd think would make the sandwich messy, but it didn't! So I thought, "How about honey?" And I-
SQUIRREL: Do you have a point?
RABBIT: No. Not really.
RABBIT: But... I hope to, one day.

Rule

Jul 6, 2022

RABBIT: The rule is, I'm not supposed to eat in between meals anymore EVER.
The rabbit eats more jelly.
RABBIT: But that could be misinterpreted...

Cancel Dinner

Jun 24, 2022

SQUIRREL: Why'd you cancel dinner? Did you eat all the food? RABBIT: I ate PART of the food.
SQUIRREL: What part? RABBIT: Your part.
RABBIT: And my part.
RABBIT: I ate all the food.

Breakfast

Jun 7, 2022

RABBIT (thinking): The end of breakfast is sad.
RABBIT (thinking): Because there’s no food left.
RABBIT (thinking): But the end of breakfast is also HOPEFUL…
RABBIT (thinking): Because a whole day of eating lies ahead.

Ready to Order

Jun 2, 2022

CASHIER: Let me know when you're ready to order. FAST FOOD CUSTOMER: HA!!! "Ready"? I'll never truly be READY.
FAST FOOD CUSTOMER: At some point, I'll just come to terms with the fact that nothing I order will fill the hold inside of me. I'll realize I'm looking for food to sustain me mentally as well as physically, and that's unreasonable.
CASHIER: WOW. Well... let me know when you... achieve that breakthrough. FAST FOOD CUSTOMER: I WILL.
FAST FOOD CUSTOMER: Are curly fries extra, by the way? CASHIER: They absolutely are.

Restraint

May 2, 2022

RABBIT: ((Hey! I just walked by a bowl of cookies without eating one!))
RABBIT: ((What willpower! What restraint!))
RABBIT: ((I deserve a reward.))
munch munch munch

Over-ordering

Apr 17, 2022

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