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A topic in 21 comics.

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Restraint

May 2, 2022

RABBIT: ((Hey! I just walked by a bowl of cookies without eating one!))
RABBIT: ((What willpower! What restraint!))
RABBIT: ((I deserve a reward.))
munch munch munch

Over-ordering

Apr 17, 2022

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Holiday Meal

Mar 13, 2022

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Jelly

Feb 25, 2022

FLYNN: You've got jelly all over yourself again. When will you learn?
ROONIE: Hmm, good question...
ROONIE: Probably... when there's no more jelly?
ROONIE: (shudder) What a chilling thought.

Routine

Feb 21, 2022

FLYNN: Same old routine... Breakfast, lunch, dinner... Go to bed. Do it all again.
FLYNN: You ever think there's... more to life than this?
ROONIE: Hmm...
ROONIE: I think it sounds pretty good actually.
ROONIE: Though I would maybe add in more snacks and naps.

Honestly

Jan 19, 2022

CHRIS: And he goes for the "candy bar" again. HONESTLY, Jacob... What do they got that I haven't got?
JACOB: HONESTLY, Chris?
JACOB: I mean... They have crispy delicious cookies delicately topped with ribbons of tender caramel, all wrapped up in a this layer of exquisite chocolate.
CHRIS: Oh SURE, if THAT'S what you're looking for...
CHRIS: But doesn't anyone value POTASSIUM anymore?!
STEPHEN: Hear hear!
JACOB: Shut up, Stephen.

Late

Jan 7, 2022

ROONIE: I lost track of time while snacking.
ROONIE: Now I'm really late.
ROONIE: But I forget what for.
A pause.
ROONIE: Ooo, maybe it's more food!

Last Spoonful

Dec 29, 2021

ROONIE: I want this last spoonful.
ROONIE: But I offer it to my friend.
ROONIE: Because I love them.
FLYNN: Ew... no.
ROONIE: And because I knew they didn't want it anyway.

A Few Pounds

Dec 3, 2021

ROONIE: They keep saying I'd feel better if I could just drop a few pounds...
Picks up belly.
Drops it.
ROONIE: I think it worked.

Dinner

Nov 19, 2021

ROONIE: Wanna have dinner together?
PITTMAN: To see who can eat more?
ROONIE: No... to just... have dinner.
PITTMAN: -and we'll see who eats FASTEST?
ROONIE: No! (sigh) Never mind...
PITTMAN: Ooo, how 'bout I cook? I can cook the BEST!
PITTMAN: I bet I get invited to more dinners than ANYONE...

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