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A topic in 25 comics.

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Rule

Jul 6, 2022

RABBIT: The rule is, I'm not supposed to eat in between meals anymore EVER.
The rabbit eats more jelly.
RABBIT: But that could be misinterpreted...

Cancel Dinner

Jun 24, 2022

SQUIRREL: Why'd you cancel dinner? Did you eat all the food? RABBIT: I ate PART of the food.
SQUIRREL: What part? RABBIT: Your part.
RABBIT: And my part.
RABBIT: I ate all the food.

Breakfast

Jun 7, 2022

RABBIT (thinking): The end of breakfast is sad.
RABBIT (thinking): Because there’s no food left.
RABBIT (thinking): But the end of breakfast is also HOPEFUL…
RABBIT (thinking): Because a whole day of eating lies ahead.

Ready to Order

Jun 2, 2022

CASHIER: Let me know when you're ready to order. FAST FOOD CUSTOMER: HA!!! "Ready"? I'll never truly be READY.
FAST FOOD CUSTOMER: At some point, I'll just come to terms with the fact that nothing I order will fill the hold inside of me. I'll realize I'm looking for food to sustain me mentally as well as physically, and that's unreasonable.
CASHIER: WOW. Well... let me know when you... achieve that breakthrough. FAST FOOD CUSTOMER: I WILL.
FAST FOOD CUSTOMER: Are curly fries extra, by the way? CASHIER: They absolutely are.

Restraint

May 2, 2022

RABBIT: ((Hey! I just walked by a bowl of cookies without eating one!))
RABBIT: ((What willpower! What restraint!))
RABBIT: ((I deserve a reward.))
munch munch munch

Over-ordering

Apr 17, 2022

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Holiday Meal

Mar 13, 2022

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Jelly

Feb 25, 2022

FLYNN: You've got jelly all over yourself again. When will you learn?
ROONIE: Hmm, good question...
ROONIE: Probably... when there's no more jelly?
ROONIE: (shudder) What a chilling thought.

Routine

Feb 21, 2022

FLYNN: Same old routine... Breakfast, lunch, dinner... Go to bed. Do it all again.
FLYNN: You ever think there's... more to life than this?
ROONIE: Hmm...
ROONIE: I think it sounds pretty good actually.
ROONIE: Though I would maybe add in more snacks and naps.

Honestly

Jan 19, 2022

CHRIS: And he goes for the "candy bar" again. HONESTLY, Jacob... What do they got that I haven't got?
JACOB: HONESTLY, Chris?
JACOB: I mean... They have crispy delicious cookies delicately topped with ribbons of tender caramel, all wrapped up in a this layer of exquisite chocolate.
CHRIS: Oh SURE, if THAT'S what you're looking for...
CHRIS: But doesn't anyone value POTASSIUM anymore?!
STEPHEN: Hear hear!
JACOB: Shut up, Stephen.

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