Comics about food | Roonie the Rabbit

Today

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With Love

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Sharing

A fox is about to eat a piece of cake. RABBIT: Can you share?

FOX: Why? RABBIT: To be nice.

Good Sandwich

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Sandwiches

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Point

RABBIT: So I added more jelly, which you'd think would make the sandwich messy, but it didn't! So I thought, "How about honey?" And I-

SQUIRREL: Do you have a point?

Rule

RABBIT: The rule is, I'm not supposed to eat in between meals anymore EVER.

The rabbit eats more jelly.

Cancel Dinner

SQUIRREL: Why'd you cancel dinner? Did you eat all the food? RABBIT: I ate PART of the food.

SQUIRREL: What part? RABBIT: Your part.

Breakfast

RABBIT (thinking): The end of breakfast is sad.

RABBIT (thinking): Because there’s no food left.

Ready to Order

CASHIER: Let me know when you're ready to order. FAST FOOD CUSTOMER: HA!!! "Ready"? I'll never truly be READY.

FAST FOOD CUSTOMER: At some point, I'll just come to terms with the fact that nothing I order will fill the hold inside of me. I'll realize I'm looking for food to sustain me mentally as well as physically, and that's unreasonable.

Restraint

RABBIT: ((Hey! I just walked by a bowl of cookies without eating one!))

RABBIT: ((What willpower! What restraint!))

RABBIT: ((I deserve a reward.))

munch munch munch

Over-ordering

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