Comics | Roonie the Rabbit

Interrupting

A rabbit peers around a tree at a squirrel reading a book.

The rabbit stands in front of the squirrel.

The rabbit sits next to the squirrel.

The rabbit now sits in the squirrel's lap. RABBIT: I'm not interrupting you, am I?

You Win Some, You Lose Some

SQUIRREL: Well... you win some, you lose some, as they say. FOX: Yes.

FOX: Do they say when exactly you'll be winning some? Because it's been awhile.

SHMACK! The squirrel smacks the fox.

FOX: ((I wonder what they say about unprovoked smacking.))

All I Want

BIRD: ((All I want is for people to like my art.))

BIRD: ((And to not have to work too hard to make it.))

BIRD: ((And to get vast sums of money, fame, and fortune for it.))

BIRD: ((Is that so much to ask?))

Space

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Silence

SKINK: ((We've been silent for almost an hour.))

A pause as the rabbit skips a shell across the water.

SKINK: ((I hope they don't get bored and leave.))

SKINK: ((It's nice to have someone to not talk to.))

Facing the Day

SQUIRREL: I can't face today.

RABBIT: Then let's face it together!

SQUIRREL: No, no, no...

SQUIRREL: You're a big part of what I can't face.

Restraint

RABBIT: ((Hey! I just walked by a bowl of cookies without eating one!))

RABBIT: ((What willpower! What restraint!))

RABBIT: ((I deserve a reward.))

munch munch munch

Brag

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Taste

RABBIT: I love you. SQUIRREL: Hmm.

RABBIT: Do you have anything to say back?

SQUIRREL: You have impeccable taste.

Spending Time Together

RABBIT: I enjoy spending time together.

SKINK: Well, I love you... And that scares me.

SKINK: ((So spending time together is excruciating.))

SKINK: ((But being alone is even worse.))