Comics about pessimism | Roonie the Rabbit

Facing the Day

SQUIRREL: I can't face today.

RABBIT: Then let's face it together!

SQUIRREL: No, no, no...

SQUIRREL: You're a big part of what I can't face.

Bother

FLYNN: No one better bother me today,

SOUND: Unprovoked SHOVE

FLYNN: Better safe than sorry.

Morning

FLYNN: First thing in the morning, everything feels possible.

INHALE...

SPLORT

FLYNN: And then along comes the SECOND THING in the morning.

Why?

SPLORT

FLYNN: Why?!

SPLORT

FLYNN: I shouldn't ask questions I don't want answered.

Today, I’ll Be Social

FLYNN: Today, I'll be social.

SPLORT

click

FLYNN: Well... Gave it a shot.

Why the Moon Looks So Lonely

ROONIE: The moon always looks so lonely…

MOON: For the record, I’m not LONELY.
MOON: I just LIKE being ALONE.

MOON: And anyway, no one GETS me.

MOON: Whatever… they wouldn’t understand…

All done

FLYNN: Today, I'll get it ALL done.

A pause.

FLYNN: And by all, I mean NONE.

Glass is half full

ROONIE: You're sort of a "glass is half empty" guy, huh, Flynn?

FLYNN: No, no, Roonie, for me, the "glass" is half full.

FLYNN: But it's half full of poisonous beetles.

Wasp

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Worst possible things

ROONIE: Why the closed eyes?
FLYNN: I'm envisioning the worst possible thing that could happen today.

FLYNN: That way, if they happen, I'm ready, and if not, I'm pleasantly surprised.

ROONIE: Ye-... WELL, now, but-... you-...

ROONIE: It... Th-...
FLYNN: Trust me. It's logically bulletproof.