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Pessimism

A topic in 10 comics.

Facing the Day

May 4, 2022

SQUIRREL: I can't face today.
RABBIT: Then let's face it together!
SQUIRREL: No, no, no...
SQUIRREL: You're a big part of what I can't face.

Bother

Jan 26, 2022

FLYNN: No one better bother me today,
SOUND: Unprovoked SHOVE
FLYNN: Better safe than sorry.

Morning

Jan 3, 2022

FLYNN: First thing in the morning, everything feels possible.
INHALE...
SPLORT
FLYNN: And then along comes the SECOND THING in the morning.

Why?

Sep 29, 2021

SPLORT
FLYNN: Why?!
SPLORT
FLYNN: I shouldn't ask questions I don't want answered.

Today, I’ll Be Social

Sep 15, 2021

FLYNN: Today, I'll be social.
SPLORT
click
FLYNN: Well... Gave it a shot.

Why the Moon Looks So Lonely

Aug 27, 2021

ROONIE: The moon always looks so lonely…
MOON: For the record, I’m not LONELY.
MOON: I just LIKE being ALONE.
MOON: And anyway, no one GETS me.
MOON: Whatever… they wouldn’t understand…

All done

May 12, 2021

FLYNN: Today, I'll get it ALL done.
A pause.
FLYNN: And by all, I mean NONE.

Glass is half full

Jul 3, 2004

ROONIE: You're sort of a "glass is half empty" guy, huh, Flynn?
FLYNN: No, no, Roonie, for me, the "glass" is half full.
FLYNN: But it's half full of poisonous beetles.

Wasp

Feb 24, 2004

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Worst possible things

Jan 24, 2004

ROONIE: Why the closed eyes?
FLYNN: I'm envisioning the worst possible thing that could happen today.
FLYNN: That way, if they happen, I'm ready, and if not, I'm pleasantly surprised.
ROONIE: Ye-... WELL, now, but-... you-...
ROONIE: It... Th-...
FLYNN: Trust me. It's logically bulletproof.

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