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Competition

A topic in 19 comics.

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Dealing with Losing

Jan 23, 2023

FOX (thinking): OK. I lost. That's OK. I can deal with losing.
FOX (thinking): I'll just bang my head against this table seven hundred times in a row.
THUNK! THUNK! THUNK! The fox slams his head repeatedly into the table.
FOX: Don't mind me! I'm just coping!

Conquerors

Nov 28, 2022

FOX: You know, the great conquerors from the past would hold bonfires and enormous, elaborate feasts after a victory on the battlefield.
The fox moves his rook. FOX: Checkmate.
The squirrel glares at the chess board. The fox looks aimlessly behind him.
FOX: I'll probably just go grab some chips.

Game

Sep 30, 2022

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Winning

Jul 1, 2022

A rabbit and skink play basketball. FOX: So, who's winning? RABBIT: No one. We're... not competing.
FOX (thinking): Hmm.
FOX (thinking): Sounds like something a loser would say.

Do Well at Everything

Jun 13, 2022

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Quicker

Jun 12, 2022

RABBIT (thinking): These ants are building their hills way quicker than these other ants.
The rabbit stomps the ant hill to oblivion.
RABBIT (thinking): The race is not for the swift.

Want to Win

Jun 5, 2022

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You Win Some, You Lose Some

May 11, 2022

SQUIRREL: Well... you win some, you lose some, as they say. FOX: Yes.
FOX: Do they say when exactly you'll be winning some? Because it's been awhile.
SHMACK! The squirrel smacks the fox.
FOX: ((I wonder what they say about unprovoked smacking.))

Rules of the Game

Apr 20, 2022

PITTMAN: Here are the rules of this game...
PITTMAN: I go first. Then you draw the first card. Then I win.
PITTMAN: Well... The last one isn't a RULE.
PITTMAN: But it's a real likelihood, and I want you to be ready for it.

The Best at Everything

Mar 16, 2022

PITTMAN: My goal is to be the best at everything, and be idolized by millions.
PITTMAN: I think I'm pretty much there.
A pause.
PITTMAN: I just need to get the word out more.

Against the Rules

Feb 27, 2022

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Disputing

Jan 5, 2022

PITTMAN: I'm the BEST at doing this.
FLYNN: Yes, fine. No one is disputing that.
PITTMAN: (sigh) I know...
PITTMAN: I wish they WOULD...

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