Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Topic

Comics about competition

Needing to win at chess, cards, napping, and even friendship. Whether or not anyone else knew it was a contest.

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Popularity rank 1 #617. Catch

October 6, 2026

FOX: Want to play CATCH? SQUIRREL: That's a SPORT. I don't play SPORTS.

FOX: Catch isn't a "SPORT". I just THROW the ball, and you CATCH it. SQUIRREL: (sigh) FINE.

The fox throw the ball. FOX: OK, CATCH!

The squirrel nurses his head which was hit hard by the ball which he definitely did not catch. SQUIRREL: If thi isn't a SPORT, how come I get the sinking feeling I just LOST?

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Popularity rank 2 #111. Better

May 17, 2021

FOX: You think you're better than me.

SQUIRREL: Better is a strong word.

SQUIRREL: But yes, I do.

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Popularity rank 3 #9. Winning the Weak Game

January 8, 2004

RABBIT: Pittman, wanna play the "Weak Game"?
FOX: Ha! I'll kick your BUTT in it!

RABBIT: Yeah, more like: "You'll kick my WEAK in it." Ha!
FOX: How do we play?

RABBIT: We just did!
FOX: We did? So did I win the game?

RABBIT: More like: "Did I WEAK the WEAK?" Ha!
FOX: What?

RABBIT: (sigh) I love the "Weak Game".
FOX: (sigh) I bet I won.

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Popularity rank 4 #414. Stopping Books

August 7, 2023

SQUIRREL: This book isn't good. RABBIT: Then stop reading it.

SQUIRREL: NO! No. Because then... then the book WINS. RABBIT: Wins what?

SQUIRREL: The book wins a battle! A battle in my endless way! The war to read ALL books! AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, I WILL DEFEAT YOU, BOOKS!

RABBIT: THAT'S why you read? SQUIRREL: It also helps me fall asleep.

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Popularity rank 5 #380. Dealing with Losing

January 23, 2023

FOX (thinking): OK. I lost. That's OK. I can deal with losing.

FOX (thinking): I'll just bang my head against this table seven hundred times in a row.

THUNK! THUNK! THUNK! The fox slams his head repeatedly into the table.

FOX: Don't mind me! I'm just coping!

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