Comics about competition | Roonie the Rabbit

Dealing with Losing

FOX (thinking): OK. I lost. That's OK. I can deal with losing.

FOX (thinking): I'll just bang my head against this table seven hundred times in a row.

Conquerors

FOX: You know, the great conquerors from the past would hold bonfires and enormous, elaborate feasts after a victory on the battlefield.

The fox moves his rook. FOX: Checkmate.

Game

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Winning

A rabbit and skink play basketball. FOX: So, who's winning? RABBIT: No one. We're... not competing.

FOX (thinking): Hmm.

Do Well at Everything

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Quicker

RABBIT (thinking): These ants are building their hills way quicker than these other ants.

The rabbit stomps the ant hill to oblivion.

Want to Win

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You Win Some, You Lose Some

SQUIRREL: Well... you win some, you lose some, as they say. FOX: Yes.

FOX: Do they say when exactly you'll be winning some? Because it's been awhile.

SHMACK! The squirrel smacks the fox.

FOX: ((I wonder what they say about unprovoked smacking.))

Rules of the Game

PITTMAN: Here are the rules of this game...

PITTMAN: I go first. Then you draw the first card. Then I win.

PITTMAN: Well... The last one isn't a RULE.

PITTMAN: But it's a real likelihood, and I want you to be ready for it.

The Best at Everything

PITTMAN: My goal is to be the best at everything, and be idolized by millions.

PITTMAN: I think I'm pretty much there.

A pause.

PITTMAN: I just need to get the word out more.

Against the Rules

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Disputing

PITTMAN: I'm the BEST at doing this.

FLYNN: Yes, fine. No one is disputing that.

PITTMAN: (sigh) I know...

PITTMAN: I wish they WOULD...