Comics about ego | Roonie the Rabbit

One of a Kind

FOX (thinking): I am SPECIAL. I am UNIQUE.

FOX (thinking): I am ONE of a KIND.

Shrugs

A rabbit and a squirrel react to a bird's painting. RABBIT: I don't think I... GET it. SQUIRREL: I get it. It's... FINE.

BIRD (thinking): (sigh) I pour out my soul. And all I get is two SHRUGS.

Tell Me What to Do

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Return

CUSTOMER: I would like to return this sweater! CLERK: It has a stain on it.

CUSTOMER: Yes! This sweater is prone to getting stains, and I want to return it! CLERK: You can't do that...

My Story

BIRD: Like the great heroes of myth, my story will be told for generations.

The bird eyes a fly buzzing around.

Brag

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Rules of the Game

PITTMAN: Here are the rules of this game...

PITTMAN: I go first. Then you draw the first card. Then I win.

PITTMAN: Well... The last one isn't a RULE.

PITTMAN: But it's a real likelihood, and I want you to be ready for it.

Failing is Key to Learning

FLYNN: Failure is key to learning.

PITTMAN: Well... I never fail.

FYLNN: Then, you never learn.

PITTMAN: Doesn't that make my awesomeness all the more impressive?

Different Strengths and Weaknesses

PITTMAN: Don't get upset. We just have different strengths and weaknesses. Am I better at chess? Yes.

PITTMAN: BUT... Do I run faster?
PITTMAN: Again, yes.

PITTMAN: And SURE, I'm smarter... funnier...
PITTMAN: Certainly more well-liked...

PITTMAN: What was I talking about again?
FLYNN: You were... cheering me up.

Your Only Hobby

ROONIE: Is painting your only hobby?
SHELKEY: "Hobby"? "HOBBY"?

SHELKEY: Painting is not my "HOBBY". It's my LIFE! I EAT painting! I BREATHE painting! I sleep, I... I DREAM painting!

A pause.

SHELKEY: I also like mystery novels.
ROONIE: OOO... Me too...