Comics about ego | Roonie the Rabbit

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Rules of the Game

PITTMAN: Here are the rules of this game...

PITTMAN: I go first. Then you draw the first card. Then I win.

PITTMAN: Well... The last one isn't a RULE.

PITTMAN: But it's a real likelihood, and I want you to be ready for it.

Failing is Key to Learning

FLYNN: Failure is key to learning.

PITTMAN: Well... I never fail.

FYLNN: Then, you never learn.

PITTMAN: Doesn't that make my awesomeness all the more impressive?

Different Strengths and Weaknesses

PITTMAN: Don't get upset. We just have different strengths and weaknesses. Am I better at chess? Yes.

PITTMAN: BUT... Do I run faster?
PITTMAN: Again, yes.

PITTMAN: And SURE, I'm smarter... funnier...
PITTMAN: Certainly more well-liked...

PITTMAN: What was I talking about again?
FLYNN: You were... cheering me up.

Your Only Hobby

ROONIE: Is painting your only hobby?
SHELKEY: "Hobby"? "HOBBY"?

SHELKEY: Painting is not my "HOBBY". It's my LIFE! I EAT painting! I BREATHE painting! I sleep, I... I DREAM painting!

A pause.

SHELKEY: I also like mystery novels.
ROONIE: OOO... Me too...

Golden Rule

ROONIE: You should treat people how you want to be treated.

FLYNN: Mmm, that's a bad rule.

FLYNN: I don't think much of myself.

Yourself and Your Art

FLYNN: All you ever talk about is yourself and your art.

SHELKEY: Wow... I'm SO sorry...

SHELKEY: Now, WHY do I do that? And does it affect my ART? Let's talk about this...

We Are All One

ROONIE: We are all one.

PITTMAN: Sure.

PITTMAN: But me a little moreso, right?

Do Well

PITTMAN: I want my friends to do well.

Furious painting!

PITTMAN: ((Just... not better than me.))

Better

PITTMAN: You think you're better than me.

FLYNN: Better is a strong word.