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Pittman the fox

A character in 68 comics.

This friend loves to compete. And they love to win. In fact, they seem to even prefer that over successful relationships.

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You Win Some, You Lose Some

May 11, 2022

SQUIRREL: Well... you win some, you lose some, as they say. FOX: Yes.
FOX: Do they say when exactly you'll be winning some? Because it's been awhile.
SHMACK! The squirrel smacks the fox.
FOX: ((I wonder what they say about unprovoked smacking.))

Brag

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May 1, 2022

I Just Want Someone to Take Care of Me

Apr 22, 2022

HOT CHOCOLATE: I just want someone to take care of me.
HOT CHOCOLATE: Not you. I'm scared of you.
HOT CHOCOLATE: And not you. Or you. Or you. You all make me nervous.
HOT CHOCOLATE: But... someone. (sigh)

Rules of the Game

Apr 20, 2022

PITTMAN: Here are the rules of this game...
PITTMAN: I go first. Then you draw the first card. Then I win.
PITTMAN: Well... The last one isn't a RULE.
PITTMAN: But it's a real likelihood, and I want you to be ready for it.

Failing is Key to Learning

Apr 13, 2022

FLYNN: Failure is key to learning.
PITTMAN: Well... I never fail.
FYLNN: Then, you never learn.
PITTMAN: Doesn't that make my awesomeness all the more impressive?

Different Strengths and Weaknesses

Apr 6, 2022

PITTMAN: Don't get upset. We just have different strengths and weaknesses. Am I better at chess? Yes.
PITTMAN: BUT... Do I run faster?
PITTMAN: Again, yes.
PITTMAN: And SURE, I'm smarter... funnier...
PITTMAN: Certainly more well-liked...
PITTMAN: What was I talking about again?
FLYNN: You were... cheering me up.

The Best at Everything

Mar 16, 2022

PITTMAN: My goal is to be the best at everything, and be idolized by millions.
PITTMAN: I think I'm pretty much there.
A pause.
PITTMAN: I just need to get the word out more.

Against the Rules

Feb 27, 2022

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Flow

Feb 9, 2022

ROONIE: They're in a FLOW STATE. Their every movement is in step with the one before. Time has slowed for them. They are nearing... perfection.
PITTMAN: HA! Done!
FLYNN: Macaroni art?
PITTMAN: PERFECT macaroni art!
ROONIE: Flow states can be for dumb stuff too, y'know.
PITTMAN: Quick!! I need more farfalle!

Disputing

Jan 5, 2022

PITTMAN: I'm the BEST at doing this.
FLYNN: Yes, fine. No one is disputing that.
PITTMAN: (sigh) I know...
PITTMAN: I wish they WOULD...

Party

Dec 24, 2021

FLYNN: I want to find an easy and polite way to let people know this holiday party is over.
FLYNN: LEAVE! NOW! I DON'T WANT YOU HERE! LEEEEEEEEEAVE!!!
FLYNN: PERFECT! Easier than I thought...
FLYNN: It occurs to me... I maybe didn't quite hit the "polite" angle. But... wasn't married to that anyway...

Life’s Too Short

Dec 6, 2021

FLYNN: Life's too short to argue.
PITTMAN: OK... how short are we talking?
PITTMAN: Like, this afternoon?
PITTMAN: Because then I still have time to make a few key points!

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