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Pittman the fox

A character in 44 comics.

This friend loves to compete. And they love to win. In fact, they seem to even prefer that over successful relationships.

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Party

Dec 24, 2021

FLYNN: I want to find an easy and polite way to let people know this holiday party is over.
FLYNN: LEAVE! NOW! I DON'T WANT YOU HERE! LEEEEEEEEEAVE!!!
FLYNN: PERFECT! Easier than I thought...
FLYNN: It occurs to me... I maybe didn't quite hit the "polite" angle. But... wasn't married to that anyway...

Life’s Too Short

Dec 6, 2021

FLYNN: Life's too short to argue.
PITTMAN: OK... how short are we talking?
PITTMAN: Like, this afternoon?
PITTMAN: Because then I still have time to make a few key points!

Settle an Argument

Nov 24, 2021

PITTMAN: Can you settle an argument?
FLYNN: Sure. You're wrong.
PITTMAN: OK, but let me just-
FLYNN: No. You're wrong.
PITTMAN: You haven't even heard what the argument was ABOUT!
FLYNN: Look...
FLYNN: You asked me to settle it. You didn't ask me to settle it FAIRLY.

Dinner

Nov 19, 2021

ROONIE: Wanna have dinner together?
PITTMAN: To see who can eat more?
ROONIE: No... to just... have dinner.
PITTMAN: -and we'll see who eats FASTEST?
ROONIE: No! (sigh) Never mind...
PITTMAN: Ooo, how 'bout I cook? I can cook the BEST!
PITTMAN: I bet I get invited to more dinners than ANYONE...

They’ll Never Know

Nov 3, 2021

HOT CHOCOLATE: (sigh)
HOT CHOCOLATE: They'll never know how much I love them.
HOT CHOCOLATE: And that's because I will quite literally NEVER tell them.

I Won

Oct 25, 2021

PITTMAN: I won! Beat you AGAIN!
FLYNN: We were not RACING. Not everything is a COMPETITION.
A pause.
FLYNN: He'll never win with an attitude like that.

If At First, You Don’t Succeed

Oct 1, 2021

PITTMAN: If at first you don't succeed...
A pause.
PITTMAN: Quit and tell no one.

Happy Now?

Sep 3, 2021

FLYNN: Fine. You WIN. Happy now?
PITTMAN: Oh, YES! Yes, yes… Incredibly so.
PITTMAN: Wait wait, should I not be?

Just Made a Joke

Sep 1, 2021

HOT CHOCOLATE: They just made a joke… OR they made fun of me.
HOT CHOCOLATE: Should I laugh… or be angry?
HOT CHOCOLATE: HA! HA! HA!

SMACK SMACK
HOT CHOCOLATE: I think I covered my bases.

Say the Wrong Thing

Aug 25, 2021

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