Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Season 1

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#197. In Some Ways

December 10, 2021

RABBIT: In some ways, we're a lot alike.

SQUIRREL: Yeah.

SQUIRREL: In dumb ways.

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#198. Pick a Color

December 13, 2021

HELEN: Well, the room WOULD look great in mint green. ALLAN: Great. Mint green. I truly don't care anymore.

HELEN: But... ugh. Allan, I mean, sweetwater blue is SO nice. ALLEN: Fine! Blue! We've been here THREE HOURS, Helen!

HELEN: UGH, but then there's plum. Lilac. Byzantium. Allan... Are we not giving enough thought to purples in GENERAL?

ALLAN: I... would like a divorce. HELEN: AUGH!! Goldenrod, Allan! My God! What about GOLDENROD!!

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#199. Time to Clean

December 15, 2021

RABBIT (thinking): Time to clean up around here!

A pause.

RABBIT (thinking): Or at the very least, time to rearrange these piles.

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#200. I Would Do Anything

December 17, 2021

SQUIRREL: Roonie, I'm your friend, and I would do anything for you.

The squirrel puts their hand on the rabbit's shoulder, and the two share a smile.

A pause.

SQUIRREL: But don't, like, ASK, OK?

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#201. Writing Process

December 20, 2021

BIRD (thinking): I am a writer. And I have a PROCESS.

BIRD (thinking): I pick a quiet spot. I clean the space. I make oolong tea. Then, I sit... and I WRITE.

A pause.

BIRD (thinking): Lastly, I quit writing forever and hurl my typewriter into the sea.

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