Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Season 1

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#187. Tentatively

November 17, 2021

RABBIT: Wanna have dinner tonight? SQUIRREL: TENTATIVELY... let's say yes.

SQUIRREL: But it's very tentative. Because I don't really want to.

SQUIRREL: So... let's actually just say NO.

SQUIRREL: Tentatively.

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#188. Dinner

November 19, 2021

RABBIT: Wanna have dinner together? FOX: To see who can eat more?

RABBIT: No... to just... have dinner. FOX: -and we'll see who eats FASTEST?

RABBIT (walking away): No! (sigh) Never mind... FOX: Ooo, how 'bout I cook? I can cook the BEST!

FOX (thinking, alone): I bet I get invited to more dinners than ANYONE...

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#189. Rain

November 22, 2021

LIZARD (thinking): All this rain makes me nervous. Will it ever stop?! Is it a FLOOD?!

The rain slows.

The rain stops.

LIZARD (thinking): Now I'm nervous about a drought.

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#190. Settle an Argument

November 24, 2021

FOX: Can you settle an argument? SQUIRREL: Sure. You're wrong.

FOX: OK, but let me just- SQUIRREL: No. You're wrong.

FOX: You haven't even heard what the argument was ABOUT! SQUIRREL: Look...

SQUIRREL: You asked me to settle it. You didn't ask me to settle it FAIRLY.

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#191. Heartsick Trees

November 26, 2021

SQUIRREL (thinking): I like Fall. The trees slump... Like their hearts are broken.

TREE (thinking): Sure, (sniff) I SLUMP... (sniff) So? Who cares... Nothing matters anyway... (sniff)

TREE (thinking): I'LL NEVER FIND LOVE AGAIN!! WAAH!!

TREE (thinking): Oh no, no... (sniff) You don't have to- I'll pick all this up. God, I don't mean to be a BURDEN...

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