Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Season 1

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#202. I Expect Better

December 22, 2021

SQUIRREL: I expect better from you.

RABBIT: Well, look, I'm going to work really hard...

RABBIT: And I hope that, one day, with a lot of effort...

RABBIT: I can lower your expectations.

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#203. Party

December 24, 2021

SQUIRREL (thinking): I want to find an easy and polite way to let people know this holiday party is over.

SQUIRREL (thinking): LEAVE! NOW! I DON'T WANT YOU HERE! LEEEEEEEEEAVE!!!

SQUIRREL (thinking, as everyone exits their house): PERFECT! Easier than I thought...

SQUIRREL (thinking): It occurs to me... I maybe didn't quite hit the "polite" angle. But... wasn't married to that anyway...

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#204. Dark

December 27, 2021

LIZARD (thinking): It's so dark these days.

LIZARD (thinking): I get so much more anxious when there's less sun.

SUN (thinking): OK, look, some of that's on me, sure.

SUN (thinking): But the guy's not exactly a barrel of laughs in June either.

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#206. Progress

December 31, 2021

BIRD (thinking): Well, I've made a lot of progress as an artist this year.

BIRD (thinking): I've been boring, derivative, lazy, and pandering.

BIRD (thinking): But in lots of new and interesting ways.

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