Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Season 1

300 comicsFrom the beginning Most popular

#212. Ready

January 24, 2022

SQUIRREL (thinking): The moon looks READY tonight. Shining. Bright. Full of like.

MOON (thinking): That's right, baby!! I'm ready to HANG OUT. LET'S GOOOO, FOLKS!!

MOON (thinking): WAIT, is everyone ASLEEP again?! Come ON, people! (sigh)...

MOON (thinking): WHATEVER. It' FINE... but these jerks will be all "up-and-at-'em" when the stupid SUN comes up, you can count on THAT...

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#213. Bother

January 26, 2022

SQUIRREL (thinking): No one better bother me today.

The squirrel glares at the rabbit.

UNPROVOKED SHOVE! The squirrel pushed the rabbit off the tree.

SQUIRREL (thinking): Better safe than sorry.

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#214. Possibilities

January 31, 2022

LIZARD (thinking): I like to think through all the possibilities before I do anything.

LIZARD (thinking): It takes a lot of time and a lot of effort. But in the end, it's IMPORTANT.

LIZARD (thinking): Because it keeps me from doing anything.

LIZARD (thinking): And that's my real goal.

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#215. Rock

February 3, 2022

SQUIRREL (thinking): I don't like my life. And I am angry. But I have nothing to be angry at. So I'll just kick this rock.

SQUIRREL (thinking, as they repeatedly kick rocks): Ow... Ow... Ow...

SQUIRREL (thinking): Well...

SQUIRREL (thinking): It's not NOT helping.

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#216. You’ll Never Amount to Anything

February 7, 2022

SQUIRREL: If you keep this up, you'll never amount to anything.

The rabbit sits halfway up and thinks.

RABBIT: Sounds like a plan.

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