Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Season 1

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#182. Great Art

November 5, 2021

BIRD (thinking): Great art takes time.

A pause.

The bird checks his watch.

BIRD (thinking): So maybe I'll just go for "OK" art.

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#183. Leaf Pile

November 8, 2021

RABBIT (thinking): I've been hiding for hours, and when Flynn gets home, I'm gonna jump out and surprise him. It's the perfect plan.

SQUIRREL: Hello, Roonie.

A pause.

RABBIT (thinking): Well... he sounded PRETTY surprised...

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#184. Fall

November 10, 2021

SQUIRREL (thinking): I like Fall. The trees mope... Like sullen teens.

TREE (thinking): Um, OK, WHATEVER, I'm not "sullen"...

FWUMPF! The tree drops all its leaves. TREE (thinking): UGH! No one GETS me!

TREE (thinking): Oh my GOD... stop RAKING! I'll pick it up LATER, jeez...

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#185. Funny Joke

November 12, 2021

RABBIT: Wanna hear a funny joke?

SQUIRREL: Sure.

RABBIT: Yeah...

RABBIT: Me too.

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#186. New

November 15, 2021

RABBIT (thinking while looking at an ant hill): This anthill is new.

The rabbit stomps the anthill into oblivion.

RABBIT (thinking): I fear change.

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