Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Season 1

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#192. Handling Criticism

November 29, 2021

SQUIRREL: Your songs are too LOUD. BIRD: Your ears are too STUPID.

SQUIRREL: Hey! BIRD: You're right, I'm sorry... I have to be able to handle criticism.

BIRD: I hear you. I value your feedback. And I THANK you. SQUIRREL: You're welcome.

BIRD (thinking): I thank YOU... And your stupid, STUPID ears.

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#193. A Murder!

December 1, 2021

RABBIT: There's been a murder!

RABBIT: Not really... I've just always wanted to say that.

A pause.

RABBIT: I did step on a big earlier. SQUIRREL: LEAVE!

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#194. A Few Pounds

December 3, 2021

RABBIT (thinking): They keep saying I'd feel better if I could just drop a few pounds...

Rabbit lifts fat stomach.

Rabbit drops fat stomach.

RABBIT (thinking): I think it worked.

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#195. Life’s Too Short

December 6, 2021

SQUIRREL: Look... life's too short to argue.

FOX: OK... How short are we talking?

The squirrel is walking away. FOX: Like, this afternoon?

FOX (yelling after squirrel): Because then I still have time to make a few key points!

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#196. Why Does This Keep Happening?

December 8, 2021

RABBIT: Why does this stuff keep happening to me?

SQUIRREL: Because you don't think things through you have bad instincts, and you won't listen to advice.

RABBIT (thinking): Sure...

RABBIT (thinking): But I wonder what the REAL reason is.

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