Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Season 1

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#207. Morning

January 3, 2022

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#208. Disputing

January 5, 2022

FOX: I'm the BEST at doing this.

SQUIRREL (walking away): Yes, fine. No one is disputing that.

FOX (thinking): (sigh) I know...

FOX (thinking): I wish they WOULD...

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#209. Late!

January 7, 2022

RABBIT (thinking): I lost track of time while snacking. Now I'm really late.

RABBIT (thinking): But I forget what for.

A pause. The rabbit slows down.

The rabbit speeds up. RABBIT (thinking): Ooo, maybe it's more food!

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#210. Waves

January 10, 2022

LIZARD (thinking): Anxiety comes in waves.

WAVE: I'm having a BIG PARTY, wanna come!? SKINK: U-um, well...

WAVE: C'MON!! It'll be FUN!! EVERYONE will be there!! SKINK: I-I- (gurgle) OK! OK!

WAVE: GREAT!! It's also a costume party. SKINK: WHAT!? (blurble) N-no! WAVE: Ooo, and can you give a TOAST!?!

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#211. Honestly

January 19, 2022

BROCCOLI: And he goes for the "candy bar" again. HONESTLY, Jacob. What do they got that I haven't got? APPLE: HONESTLY, Chris?

APPLE: I mean.. They have crispy delicious cookies delicately topped with ribbons of tender caramel, all wrapped up in a thin layer of exquisite chocolate.

BROCCOLI: Oh SURE, if THAT'S what you're looking for...

BROCCOLI: But doesn't anyone value POTASSIUM anymore?! BANANA: Hear hear! APPLE: Shut up, Stephen.

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