Comics with Shelkey the mockingbird | Roonie the Rabbit

My Friends

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God Speaks

BIRD (thinking): When I create art, it's like God is speaking through me.

The bird paints.

Doodle

SQUIRREL: If this is just a doodle, it's incredible.

SQUIRREL: But if you put a lot of time into this... it's pretty pathetic.

Success

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Feeling a Little Shy

A skink sits by a rabbit and bird. SKINK (thinking): I'm feeling a little shy.

SKINK (thinking): Maybe the best thing to do is to silently stare at them until they feel uncomfortable and go away.

Song About Love

BIRD: That was a song about being in love.

RABBIT: You’re never been in love.

My Story

BIRD: Like the great heroes of myth, my story will be told for generations.

The bird eyes a fly buzzing around.

All I Want

BIRD: ((All I want is for people to like my art.))

BIRD: ((And to not have to work too hard to make it.))

BIRD: ((And to get vast sums of money, fame, and fortune for it.))

BIRD: ((Is that so much to ask?))

The Muse Strikes

SHELKEY: It's not often the muse strikes me.

A pause.

smacks head with typewriter repeatedly

SHELKEY: So sometimes I strike first.

Catch On

SHELKEY: My music could really catch on.

SHELKEY: SQUANK

SHELKEY: If only anyone enjoyed it.