Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Shelkey the bird

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Popularity rank 16 #575. Teach Me to Sing

March 16, 2026

RABBIT: So, could you teach ME to sing? BIRD: Oh no. No no no...

BIRD: No, you see, I find that music is either IN you... or it's NOT.

RABBIT: Ah, OK... I see...

RABBIT: You're a bad TEACHER. BIRD: Yes, that's right.

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Popularity rank 17 #495. Honesty

July 10, 2024

A bird stands before a painting they made. BIRD: What do you think? Be honest. RABBIT: OK, but... it might hurt your feelings.

BIRD: Oh. No no. Nevermind that then.

The bird stares at the painting. The rabbit stares at the bird.

RABBIT: What if I just lie gracefully? BIRD: THAT could work.

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Popularity rank 18 #267. All I Want

May 9, 2022

BIRD: ((All I want is for people to like my art.))

BIRD: ((And to not have to work too hard to make it.))

BIRD: ((And to get vast sums of money, fame, and fortune for it.))

BIRD: ((Is that so much to ask?))

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Popularity rank 19 #232. Catch On

March 9, 2022

BIRD (thinking): My music could really catch on.

SQUANK! The birds sings loudly and poorly.

BIRD (thinking): If only anyone enjoyed it.

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Popularity rank 20 #206. Progress

December 31, 2021

BIRD (thinking): Well, I've made a lot of progress as an artist this year.

BIRD (thinking): I've been boring, derivative, lazy, and pandering.

BIRD (thinking): But in lots of new and interesting ways.

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