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Criticism

A topic in 5 comics.

Polite

Nov 23, 2022

A bird shows a painting to a fox and a rabbit. BIRD: How is it? And be polite! FOX: Hmm, now... What's a polite way to say, "It looks like garbage."
The bird angrily storms away.
RABBIT: Ooo, maybe say it in British? FOX: 'Ello, chap! Your paintin' is rubbish!
RABBIT: I think that sounded very polite. FOX: Well, it's important to be polite.

Shrugs

Oct 10, 2022

A rabbit and a squirrel react to a bird's painting. RABBIT: I don't think I... GET it. SQUIRREL: I get it. It's... FINE.
BIRD (thinking): (sigh) I pour out my soul. And all I get is two SHRUGS.
BIRD (thinking): But one day... my work will be seen, not by two, but by two MILLION!
BIRD (thinking): And I will drink deep from a well of two MILLION shrugs!

Doodle

Jul 25, 2022

SQUIRREL: If this is just a doodle, it's incredible.
SQUIRREL: But if you put a lot of time into this... it's pretty pathetic.
BIRD: Oh right, ha, yeah... This is just a doodle.
BIRD: Dang it...

Handling Criticism

Nov 29, 2021

FLYNN: Your songs are too LOUD. SHELKEY: Your ears are too STUPID.
FLYNN: Hey! SHELKEY: You're right, I'm sorry... I have to be able to handle criticism.
SHELKEY: I hear you. I value your feedback. And I THANK you. FLYNN: You're welcome.
SHELKEY: I thank YOU... and your stupid, STUPID ears.

Do You Like It?

Sep 10, 2021

BIRD: So... do you like it?
BIRD: It's OK if you don't.
BIRD: But... do you?
BIRD: Just say yes.
BIRD: Just say SOMETHING.
RABBIT: Um...
BIRD: NO! You know what? NO!! We are NO LONGER FRIENDS! Good DAY!!
A pause as the rabbit looks unsettled.
BIRD: PLEASE JUST LOVE ME.

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