Two ants sit across a desk from one another. ANT 1: Hey, money isn't EVERYTHING. And it can't buy you HAPPINESS. And you certainly can't take it with you!
ANT 1: And, I mean, look: there is some TRUTH that, you know, money truly is the... ROOT of all... EVIL. You know?
ANT 2: OK...
ANT 2: So I take it you're not approving my mortgage then? ANT 1: I am NOT, no.
