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The ants

A character in 23 comics.

They are all of us. You included. They fight and make up. They argue and resolve things. They’re not sure how they’re supposed act, so they just try stuff and see how it works out.

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Over-ordering

Apr 17, 2022

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Fast Food

Mar 4, 2022

RICHARD: (sigh) They messed up my order.
GERALYN: What?! Richard!! Go back and make them fix it!!
RICHARD: It's no longer fast food at that point, Geralyn.
GERALYN: It's the principle of the thing! You have rights!
RICHARD: I don't have a "right" to crispy chicken sandwiches with no pickles.
GERALYN: Yes you do!! We all do!! Make a stand!!
RICHARD: I could stand to eat fewer crispy chicken sandwiches, is what I could stand.
GERALYN: NO JUSTICE! NO PEACE! NO PICKLES!

Thanks

Feb 16, 2022

Pick a Color

Dec 13, 2021

HELEN: Well, the room WOULD look great in mint green.
ALLAN: Great. Mint green. I truly don't care anymore.
HELEN: But...ugh. Allan, I mean, sweet water blue is SO nice.
ALLAN: Fine! Blue! We've been here THREE HOURS, Helen!
HELEN: UGH, but then there's plum, lilac, Byzantium. Allan... are we not giving enough thought to purples in GENERAL?
ALLAN: I... would like a divorce.
HELEN: AUGH!! Goldenrod, Allan! My God! What about GOLDENROD!!

New

Nov 15, 2021

ROONIE: This anthill is new.
ROONIE: I fear change.

Free Spirit

Oct 27, 2021

DEBRA: I'm a FREE SPIRIT, Ronald. And you need to know that from the first date.
DEBRA: Like, look... Let's get REAL. Let's get WILD, OK? Cards on the table. Right. Now.
RONALD: O-OK...
DEBRA: I crossed the street on the way here, Ronald. And I didn't wait for the "walk" signal.
RONALD: Debra, my God, I'm... I'm BLUSHING.
DEBRA: I live life out loud, Ronald!!

Predictable

Sep 17, 2021

ROONIE: Their whole world is predictable... preordained... BORING.
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ROONIE: Plot twist!

They Work So Hard

Aug 11, 2021

ROONIE: They work so hard.
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ROONIE: (sigh) And for what?

How Much Are These Peaches?

Jul 7, 2021

SHOPPER ANT: Hey, how much are these ants?
INDIGNANT ANT: Sir! SIR!! You're being very aggressive with me!!
SHOPPER ANT: Aggressive?
INDIGNANT ANT: You're VERY close to me, and it's making me VERY uncomfortable.
SHOPPER ANT: OK, sorry, sorry. How's this?
INDIGNANT ANT: Better.
SHOPPER ANT: So how much are the peaches?
INDIGNANT ANT: Oh, I don't work here.

No support

JOE THE ANT: Well, once again, NO ONE came to our show. You know the PROBLEM with out local music scene, Ray?
JOE THE ANT: There is NO support from the community. ZERO.
RAY THE ANT: Yeah, but, Joe, do YOU go see the OTHER bands shows?
JOE THE ANT: Well, no.
JOE THE ANT: But... the other bands SUCK, Ray.
RAY THE ANT: Well, yeah...

Jun 17, 2004

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