Comics about friendship | Roonie the Rabbit

Don’t Make Friends with Snowmen

RABBIT (thinking): I don't make friends with snowmen.

The snowman moves slightly toward the rabbit, whose back is turned. RABBIT (thinking): Because they melt. And they leave me. Sad and alone.

Why Does No One Like Spending Time with Me?

FOX: No one likes spending time with me. And I have no idea why!

FOX: All I do is relentlessly tell them the truth about everything they do wrong. And give unprompted advice about how to do things better.

Sandwiches

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Conversation

SKINK: Do you think we'll ever run out of things to talk about? RABBIT: No.

RABBIT: Because then we'll just talk about how we have nothing left to talk about.

Best Friend

Two ants talk in a coffee shop, as a third ant enters and approaches the counter. JIM: Oh! See that guy who just came in? He's one of my best friends. CAL: How long have you known him?

JIM: Years now. We have similar schedules. Similar styles. We like very similar music. We order the same food. It's nice to have someone you're so in sync with.

Urgent

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Fat

It's a sunny day. RABBIT: Am I fat? SQUIRREL: Can I be honest?

The rabbit looks at the squirrel. The Sun is lower in the sky.

One of a Kind

FOX (thinking): I am SPECIAL. I am UNIQUE.

FOX (thinking): I am ONE of a KIND.

Sick

SQUIRREL (thinking): I'm sick.

SQUIRREL (thinking): I've been stuck inside for days, and I miss seeing my friends.

Emotions

SQUIRREL: So I'm trying to be more open with my emotions. I don't often tell you how much I enjoy spending time together.

RABBIT: Aw, I- SQUIRREL: And that's because I do NOT enjoy spending time together.

Waves of Anxiety

A wave splashes a skink on a beach. THE OCEAN: You don't make eye contact enough!

The waves splash all around the skink. THE OCEAN: In fact, your friends probably think you hate them because of it!

Dinner

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