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The ants

A character in 27 comics.

They are all of us. You included. They fight and make up. They argue and resolve things. They’re not sure how they’re supposed act, so they just try stuff and see how it works out.

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Predictable

Sep 17, 2021

ROONIE: Their whole world is predictable... preordained... BORING.
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ROONIE: Plot twist!

They Work So Hard

Aug 11, 2021

ROONIE: They work so hard.
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ROONIE: (sigh) And for what?

How Much Are These Peaches?

Jul 7, 2021

SHOPPER ANT: Hey, how much are these ants?
INDIGNANT ANT: Sir! SIR!! You're being very aggressive with me!!
SHOPPER ANT: Aggressive?
INDIGNANT ANT: You're VERY close to me, and it's making me VERY uncomfortable.
SHOPPER ANT: OK, sorry, sorry. How's this?
INDIGNANT ANT: Better.
SHOPPER ANT: So how much are the peaches?
INDIGNANT ANT: Oh, I don't work here.

No support

JOE THE ANT: Well, once again, NO ONE came to our show. You know the PROBLEM with out local music scene, Ray?
JOE THE ANT: There is NO support from the community. ZERO.
RAY THE ANT: Yeah, but, Joe, do YOU go see the OTHER bands shows?
JOE THE ANT: Well, no.
JOE THE ANT: But... the other bands SUCK, Ray.
RAY THE ANT: Well, yeah...

Jun 17, 2004

Pretty

Jun 9, 2004

ROONIE: What a pretty ant hill.
A pause
A pause
ROONIE: Beauty is fleeting...

Aisle layout

May 24, 2004

DEAR ANT: Honey, am I crazy or did the soda used to be on this aisle?
HONEY ANT: No, you're right, dear.
HONEY ANT: Supermarkets change their aisle layout from time to time in order to keep customers in the store longer.
DEAR ANT: Hmm. I mean I guess I just don't see the POINT of-...
DEAR ANT: Ooo, HEY! Root beer flavored torTILLA chips!!!! Whoa, and in VALUE size!!!
HONEY ANT: You're a marketing guy's DREAM, dear....

Close

May 1, 2004

ROONIE: An ant hill.
ROONIE: HEY, ROONIE, WILL YOU C'MERE A SECOND?
A pause
ROONIE: They'll never know how close they came.

Traffic

Apr 24, 2004

ANT: GAH! This traffic is unBEARable!! C'MON! Let's GO!!
ANT: That's IT. I've HAD it. If this doesn't start moving in two MINUTES, I'm never taking this route to work AGAIN.
A pause
ANT: WELL... it appears I-64 has called my little bluff...

Just stop it

Apr 8, 2004

JERRY THE ANT: M-Michael... Michael, just... just STOP it.
MICHAEL THE ANT: Stop what?
JERRY THE ANT: Y-you tap your fingers while you read e-mail. I- it's driving me INSANE.
MICHAEL THE ANT: Jeez, Jerry, OK, sorry! Anything else I do annoy you?
JERRY THE ANT: W-well... I'm also not a huge fan of how you breathe.
MICHAEL THE ANT: Jerry, I'm going to ask them to move my desk, OK?
JERRY THE ANT: IN! OUT! IN! OUT! A-and there's this audible WHISTLE to it...

Disorganized

Mar 30, 2004

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