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Pick a Color

Dec 13, 2021

HELEN: Well, the room WOULD look great in mint green. ALLAN: Great. Mint green. I truly don't care anymore.
HELEN: But...ugh. Allan, I mean, sweet water blue is SO nice. ALLAN: Fine! Blue! We've been here THREE HOURS, Helen!
HELEN: UGH, but then there's plum, lilac, Byzantium. Allan... are we not giving enough thought to purples in GENERAL?
ALLAN: I... would like a divorce. HELEN: AUGH!! Goldenrod, Allan! My God! What about GOLDENROD!!

How Much Are These Peaches?

Jul 7, 2021

SHOPPER ANT: Hey, how much are these ants? INDIGNANT ANT: Sir! SIR!! You're being very aggressive with me!!
SHOPPER ANT: Aggressive? INDIGNANT ANT: You're VERY close to me, and it's making me VERY uncomfortable.
SHOPPER ANT: OK, sorry, sorry. How's this? INDIGNANT ANT: Better.
SHOPPER ANT: So how much are the peaches? INDIGNANT ANT: Oh, I don't work here.

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