Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Topic

Comics about excuses

Skipping exercise, eating the cookies, and showing up late. For very good reasons, every one of them.

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Popularity rank 1 #186. New

November 15, 2021

RABBIT (thinking while looking at an ant hill): This anthill is new.

The rabbit stomps the anthill into oblivion.

RABBIT (thinking): I fear change.

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Popularity rank 2 #285. Quicker

June 12, 2022

RABBIT (thinking): These ants are building their hills way quicker than these other ants.

The rabbit stomps the ant hill to oblivion.

RABBIT (thinking): The race is not for the swift.

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Popularity rank 3 #525. Will Anyone Care?

May 7, 2025

RABBIT: Look, I will try to be there on time. SQUIRREL: Good, thank you.

RABBIT: But if I'm not... will anyone REALLY care? SQUIRREL: ...YES! ME! I will care!

RABBIT: Oh sure, I imagine YOU'LL care...

RABBIT: But how will HISTORY record it?

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Popularity rank 4 #477. Cozy

January 16, 2024

RABBIT: I don't think I can come help you. SQUIRREL (on phone): You're calling out sick?

RABBIT: No, that's just it. I feel amazing. I'm so cozy. I don't want to move.

SQUIRREL (on phone): So... you're calling out... COZY?

RABBIT: I'm CALLIN' OUT COZY, baby! SQUIRREL (on phone): I hope you feel... WORSE soon?

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Popularity rank 5 #399. Good Reason

April 26, 2023

SQUIRREL: You're late. RABBIT: Oh! I have a good reason.

RABBIT: I took a nap and overslept.

SQUIRREL: That's not a good reason. RABBIT: No... I guess not.

RABBIT: But it was a good NAP.

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