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Comics about excuses

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Popularity rank 11 #488. Eating Healthy

May 22, 2024

SQUIRREL: The way you eat... it's not HEALTHY. RABBIT: Let's examine that.
RABBIT: This food makes me happy. Shouldn't I prioritize my mental health?
RABBIT: And if I'm eating healthier food, it's OK to eat more of it, right?
SQUIRREL: How do you keep gaining weight when you're so logical? RABBIT: MMPH, It's a real mystery!

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Popularity rank 12 #463. Setting a Baseline

December 24, 2023

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Popularity rank 13 #438. Facing Reality

October 2, 2023

SQUIRREL (in verse): Fall trees shed their leaves, And they face reality, Brave and unburdened.
ANN THE TREE: (sigh) Kevin, I'm 45 years old. It's time to get real. I will NEVER be a child prodigy.
KEVIN THE TREE: A prodigy at what, Ann? ANN THE TREE: I don't know. I never had talent or committed or practiced or actually focused on anything.
KEVIN THE TREE: Well, you know... it's all politics. ANN THE TREE: Yes! Yes it is. THANK you, Kevin! THANK you!

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Popularity rank 14 #319. Can’t Blame Me

August 26, 2022

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Popularity rank 15 #297. Rule

July 6, 2022

RABBIT: The rule is, I'm not supposed to eat in between meals anymore EVER.
The rabbit eats more jelly.
RABBIT: But that could be misinterpreted...

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  • 4 RABBIT (thinking): I've eaten everything.

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    10 14 May 10, ’21

  • 5 RABBIT: (thinking) Maybe if I buy a lot of stuff, I'll be happy.

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