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Comics about excuses

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Popularity rank 16 #241. Does Walking Count?

March 25, 2022

RABBIT (while they eat biscuits): I need more exercise. Does walking count? Ooo, does EATING count?! What if I eat very FAST? Or if I eat HEAVY things? So I have to LIFT them!!
SQUIRREL: Or you could actually just STOP EATING for five minutes.
A pause as the rabbit continues to eat.
RABBIT (while still eating): You should really be more supportive or my exercise habit.

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Popularity rank 17 #219. State of Mind

February 13, 2022

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Popularity rank 18 #161. Predictable

September 17, 2021

RABBIT (thinking, looking at an ant hill): Their whole world is predictable... preordained... BORING.
STAMP STAMP STAMP. The rabbit stomps the ant hill to oblivion.
RABBIT (thinking): Plot twist!

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Popularity rank 19 #33. Two ant hills

February 28, 2004

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Popularity rank 20 #529. My Control

June 4, 2025

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  • 2 RABBIT (thinking): My exercise plan is simple.

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  • 3 FOX: Want to play CATCH? SQUIRREL: That's a SPORT. I don't play SPORTS.

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    10 16 Oct 6, ’26

  • 4 RABBIT (thinking): I've eaten everything.

    Proud

    10 14 May 10, ’21

  • 5 RABBIT: (thinking) Maybe if I buy a lot of stuff, I'll be happy.

    Retail Therapy

    10 13 Jun 3, ’26

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