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Comics about excuses

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Popularity rank 6 #555. Eating Better

January 14, 2026

A rabbit eats a pizza. RABBIT: I'm going to start eating better.
SQUIRREL: You just inhaled three full cheese pizzas, and are halfway through a fourth.
RABBIT: Well, I mean...
RABBIT: I haven't sorted out all the particulars.

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Popularity rank 7 #275. Cleaning Process

June 2, 2022

RABBIT: I have a process for cleaning.
RABBIT: I like to let things get dirty enough so that when I clean I can see a real difference.
The rabbit picks up a single bowl up from the huge piles of mess everywhere.
RABBIT: The process has minor flaws.

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Popularity rank 8 #238. Exercise More

March 20, 2022

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Popularity rank 9 #27. Not supposed to

February 14, 2004

A pause
RABBIT: I'm not supposed to eat jelly. It's one of the rules of my diet.
A pause
RABBIT: But who can expect me to remember all these RULES...

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Popularity rank 10 #536. Want to Exercise

July 23, 2025

A rabbit wears exercise clothes. RABBIT (thinking): I want to EXERCISE.
The rabbit removes their headband. RABBIT (thinking): The problem is, I need better exercise CLOTHES. And these exercise SHOES... They're all wrong, I don't want to HURT myself exercising.
The rabbit has removed their clothes and is taking off their shoes. RABBIT (thinking): The WORST thing I could do is exercise with the wrong exercise clothes and exercise shoes and then hurt myself exercising, so... I won't exercise.
The rabbit lies on the floor next to their exercise clothes and shoes. RABBIT (thinking): But it's too bad because I really WANT to exercise...

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