Dinner

ROONIE: Wanna have dinner together?
PITTMAN: To see who can eat more?
ROONIE: No... to just... have dinner.
PITTMAN: -and we'll see who eats FASTEST?
ROONIE: No! (sigh) Never mind...
PITTMAN: Ooo, how 'bout I cook? I can cook the BEST!
PITTMAN: I bet I get invited to more dinners than ANYONE...