Two ants are unpacking groceries. GREG: Wait, Gloria, how many boxes of stuffing did you get? GLORIA: Oh, Greg, I don't like the boxed stuffing.
GLORIA: It's full of salt and preservatives. I make my own version from scratch. It's way less fat too. GREG: Oh... Great.
GLORIA: You'll love it, honey. Can you have me the spinach greens and mushrooms? GREG: Sure, sweetie.
GLORIA: Mmm! Smell those PARSNIPS! GREG (thinking): I rushed into this marriage.
