Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

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Comics about healthy eating

Choosing the candy bar over the broccoli. Stuffing from scratch, with parsnips. Eating better, starting today, after this pizza.

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Popularity rank 1 #211. Honestly

January 19, 2022

BROCCOLI: And he goes for the "candy bar" again. HONESTLY, Jacob. What do they got that I haven't got? APPLE: HONESTLY, Chris?

APPLE: I mean.. They have crispy delicious cookies delicately topped with ribbons of tender caramel, all wrapped up in a thin layer of exquisite chocolate.

BROCCOLI: Oh SURE, if THAT'S what you're looking for...

BROCCOLI: But doesn't anyone value POTASSIUM anymore?! BANANA: Hear hear! APPLE: Shut up, Stephen.

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Popularity rank 2 #555. Eating Better

January 14, 2026

A rabbit eats a pizza. RABBIT: I'm going to start eating better.

SQUIRREL: You just inhaled three full cheese pizzas, and are halfway through a fourth.

RABBIT: Well, I mean...

RABBIT: I haven't sorted out all the particulars.

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Popularity rank 3 #522. Better

April 17, 2025

RABBIT: I'm going to try to eat better today.

SQUIRREL: Well, you could hardly eat worse.

The rabbit SHMACKS the squirrel.

RABBIT: I'm also going to try to weather criticism with more grace.

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Popularity rank 4 #488. Eating Healthy

May 22, 2024

SQUIRREL: The way you eat... it's not HEALTHY. RABBIT: Let's examine that.

RABBIT: This food makes me happy. Shouldn't I prioritize my mental health?

RABBIT: And if I'm eating healthier food, it's OK to eat more of it, right?

SQUIRREL: How do you keep gaining weight when you're so logical? RABBIT: MMPH, It's a real mystery!

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Popularity rank 5 #462. Stuffing

December 23, 2023

Two ants are unpacking groceries. GREG: Wait, Gloria, how many boxes of stuffing did you get? GLORIA: Oh, Greg, I don't like the boxed stuffing.

GLORIA: It's full of salt and preservatives. I make my own version from scratch. It's way less fat too. GREG: Oh... Great.

GLORIA: You'll love it, honey. Can you have me the spinach greens and mushrooms? GREG: Sure, sweetie.

GLORIA: Mmm! Smell those PARSNIPS! GREG (thinking): I rushed into this marriage.

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