Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Topic

Comics about cooking

Eating the ingredients before you start. Cooking faster than you eat. Stuffing from scratch. Being honest about someone’s cooking.

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Popularity rank 1 #504. Rude

September 11, 2024

FOX: I don't want to be rude, but this meal you made is terrible.

SQUIRREL: Oh, I don't want to be rude either.

THWACK! The squirrel smacks the fox across the face with a spatula.

SQUIRREL: But we don't always get what we want, do we?

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Popularity rank 2 #462. Stuffing

December 23, 2023

Two ants are unpacking groceries. GREG: Wait, Gloria, how many boxes of stuffing did you get? GLORIA: Oh, Greg, I don't like the boxed stuffing.

GLORIA: It's full of salt and preservatives. I make my own version from scratch. It's way less fat too. GREG: Oh... Great.

GLORIA: You'll love it, honey. Can you have me the spinach greens and mushrooms? GREG: Sure, sweetie.

GLORIA: Mmm! Smell those PARSNIPS! GREG (thinking): I rushed into this marriage.

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Popularity rank 3 #188. Dinner

November 19, 2021

RABBIT: Wanna have dinner together? FOX: To see who can eat more?

RABBIT: No... to just... have dinner. FOX: -and we'll see who eats FASTEST?

RABBIT (walking away): No! (sigh) Never mind... FOX: Ooo, how 'bout I cook? I can cook the BEST!

FOX (thinking, alone): I bet I get invited to more dinners than ANYONE...

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Popularity rank 4 #168. Rules for Cooking

October 4, 2021

RABBIT (thinking): I have two simple rules for cooking.

RABBIT (thinking): Use fresh, delicious ingredients.

The rabbit eats everything in the kitchen.

RABBIT (thinking): And cook faster than you eat.

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Popularity rank 5 #138. A Real Chef

July 26, 2021

SQUIRREL: A real chef doesn't eat all the ingredients before they even start.

RABBIT: This "real chef" you speak of...

RABBIT: They sound so SAD...

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