Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Topic

Comics about marriage

Picking a paint color together, for weeks. Ordering far too much dinner. Saving every receipt. “How do I look?” and answering well.

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Popularity rank 1 #611. How Do I Look?

June 1, 2026

An ant in an outfit stands before a mirror as another ant looks on. CHRISTOPHER: How do I look in this, Aaron? I won't be mad, just tell me. Do I look AWFUL? Do I look like a hideous BEAST? Like some sad grotesque CREATURE?

CHRISTOPHER: Does this OUTFIT... make me look like... a flea-bitten... mangy... mishapen... MONSTROSITY? Does it?! TELL ME!!!

AARON: (sigh) No... of course not, honey. You look BEAUTIFUL.

CHRISTOPHER: (gasp) You... you HESITATED. I'm calling my mother... AARON: What? I DIDN'T! Christopher! NO! Come BACK here!

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Popularity rank 2 #492. Receipt

June 19, 2024

HARRIET THE ANT: Don’t throw that receipt away! Keep it for your RECORDS! DONALD THE ANT: No, Harriet, you’re hoarding. I don’t need this for my “records.” Peanut M&Ms are not a tax write-off.

HARRIET: But you might want to REMEMBER this moment! For SENTIMENT! DONALD: We’re at a gas station on the way home from my colonoscopy.

HARRIET: What about… what about your LEGACY, Donald?! Huh?! What about HISTORY? What if you become PRESIDENT?!

DONALD: I’m a 85-year-old retired propane salesman, Harriet. I think that ship has sailed. HARRIET (who is now digging through the gas station trash can looking for the receipt): Your presidential LIBRARY, Donald!! MY GOD, THINK OF THE LIBRARY!!!

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Popularity rank 3 #198. Pick a Color

December 13, 2021

HELEN: Well, the room WOULD look great in mint green. ALLAN: Great. Mint green. I truly don't care anymore.

HELEN: But... ugh. Allan, I mean, sweetwater blue is SO nice. ALLEN: Fine! Blue! We've been here THREE HOURS, Helen!

HELEN: UGH, but then there's plum. Lilac. Byzantium. Allan... Are we not giving enough thought to purples in GENERAL?

ALLAN: I... would like a divorce. HELEN: AUGH!! Goldenrod, Allan! My God! What about GOLDENROD!!

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Popularity rank 4 #462. Stuffing

December 23, 2023

Two ants are unpacking groceries. GREG: Wait, Gloria, how many boxes of stuffing did you get? GLORIA: Oh, Greg, I don't like the boxed stuffing.

GLORIA: It's full of salt and preservatives. I make my own version from scratch. It's way less fat too. GREG: Oh... Great.

GLORIA: You'll love it, honey. Can you have me the spinach greens and mushrooms? GREG: Sure, sweetie.

GLORIA: Mmm! Smell those PARSNIPS! GREG (thinking): I rushed into this marriage.

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Popularity rank 5 #254. Over-ordering

April 17, 2022

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