Comics about competition | Page 2 | Roonie the Rabbit

Disputing

PITTMAN: I'm the BEST at doing this.

FLYNN: Yes, fine. No one is disputing that.

PITTMAN: (sigh) I know...

PITTMAN: I wish they WOULD...

Dinner

ROONIE: Wanna have dinner together?
PITTMAN: To see who can eat more?

ROONIE: No... to just... have dinner.
PITTMAN: -and we'll see who eats FASTEST?

ROONIE: No! (sigh) Never mind...
PITTMAN: Ooo, how 'bout I cook? I can cook the BEST!

PITTMAN: I bet I get invited to more dinners than ANYONE...

I Won

PITTMAN: I won! Beat you AGAIN!

FLYNN: We were not RACING. Not everything is a COMPETITION.

A pause.

FLYNN: He'll never win with an attitude like that.

Happy Now?

FLYNN: Fine. You WIN. Happy now?

PITTMAN: Oh, YES! Yes, yes… Incredibly so.

PITTMAN: Wait wait, should I not be?

Life Is Not a Game

FLYNN: Life is not a game.

PITTMAN: No.

PITTMAN: It's a single-elimination winner-take-all tournament.

Do Well

PITTMAN: I want my friends to do well.

Furious painting!

PITTMAN: ((Just... not better than me.))

Win

PITTMAN: If I win, they'll like me.

A pause.

PITTMAN: Well, I'LL like me.

Beat you

PITTMAN: BEAT you! HA!

FLYNN: We weren't RACING, Pittman.

PITTMAN: So says YOU!
FLYNN: All right, whatever...

FLYNN: HA! Won the argument, TOO!