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Comics about competition

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Popularity rank 11 #9. Winning the Weak Game

January 8, 2004

RABBIT: Pittman, wanna play the "Weak Game"?
FOX: Ha! I'll kick your BUTT in it!
RABBIT: Yeah, more like: "You'll kick my WEAK in it." Ha!
FOX: How do we play?
RABBIT: We just did!
FOX: We did? So did I win the game?
RABBIT: More like: "Did I WEAK the WEAK?" Ha!
FOX: What?
RABBIT: (sigh) I love the "Weak Game".
FOX: (sigh) I bet I won.

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Popularity rank 12 #480. Game Night

January 21, 2024

A fox speaks to a rabbit and a lizard. A board game is on the table, and they're opening the box.  FOX: Welcome to Game Night. You have never played this game, so allow me to explain the rules.
FOX: I will explain them quickly and in a confusing meandering way. And I will not repeat myself.
FOX: And though this is your first time playing, I will have no patience when you forget or misinterpret any of the rules that I am about to poorly explain.
FOX: Now who's ready to have some FUN!? RABBIT (aside to the lizard): Almost certainly not us.

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Popularity rank 13 #366. The Point of the Argument

December 21, 2022

SQUIRREL: This argument feels pointless. FOX: Oh, it has a point.
FOX: My complete and total victory is the point.
The squirrel, frustrated, walks away.
The fox walks after the squirrel, yelling. FOX: OH! And also your defeat and SHAME! I forgot about the SHAME!

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Popularity rank 14 #357. Conquerors

November 28, 2022

FOX: You know, the great conquerors from the past would hold bonfires and enormous, elaborate feasts after a victory on the battlefield.
The fox moves his rook. FOX: Checkmate.
The squirrel glares at the chess board. The fox looks aimlessly behind him.
FOX: I'll probably just go grab some chips.

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Popularity rank 15 #226. Against the Rules

February 27, 2022

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