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Decent

A squirrel lays on the ground, pummeled by eggs. A fox stands over him, holding a basket of eggs. FOX: I never know what to do in this situation.

SQUIRREL: Well... someone DECENT would admit they're WRONG and APOLOGIZE.

You’re Just Saying That

RABBIT: I liked your song!

BIRD: Aw, you're just saying that...

Harder Than I Thought

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Relax

RABBIT: Come on, it's a beautiful day out, let's just relax. SQUIRREL: Yes, I thought about relaxing.

SQUIRREL: But then I remembered...

How My Life Ended Up

A squirrel kicks a rock. SQUIRREL: (thinking) I don't like how my life ended up, so I am kicking this rock.

SQUIRREL: (thinking) Ow... ow... ow... ROCK: (thinking) You kick all you like, buddy. I can take it.

My Art

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Enjoying Each Bite

A rabbit sits at a table with a full meal in front of them. RABBIT: (thinking) I enjoy each meal, from the first bite to the last.

A rabbit takes the first bite.

Stars

A rabbit and lizard lie down in a field and stare at the night sky. RABBIT: I think stars are shy little PIXIES that only come out at night and flutter around.

LIZARD: Th- they're actually enormous, constantly exploding balls of gas and unimaginably hot plasma.

Great Things

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Spring Flowers

FLOWER: (thinking) God, it's so GOT out here. Why did I even come UP?

A bee flies toward the flower. FLOWER: (thinking) It was so nice just being a BULB all winter. Sitting underground. Nice and cool.

Impossible

A rabbit stands before a shaky bridge across a great chasm. RABBIT: I don't know. This just seems impossible.

SQUIRREL: Look, sometimes this SEEM impossible, but then you believe in yourself and guess what? RABBIT: What?

The Unknown

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