Comics | Page 4 | Roonie the Rabbit

Backwards

A rabbit and squirrel sit in a tree. RABBIT: What if we spent the day doing everything BACKWARDS?

SQUIRREL: If the next thing you say is incredibly stupid. RABBIT: What?

Teach Me to Sing

RABBIT: So, could you teach ME to sing? BIRD: Oh no. No no no...

BIRD: No, you see, I find that music is either IN you... or it's NOT.

Late

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Passion Fruits

Two ants are in the fruit section of a grocery store. CUSTOMER: Excuse me, are these passion fruits fresh? EMPLOYEE: Well, not exactly...

CUSTOMER: Good GOD! Don't give me that mealy mouth answer! Im tired of this "C.Y.A." DOUBLE SPEAK!

Worrying About Next Week

A rabbit walks up to a worried lizard. RABBIT: Whatcha doin'?

LIZARD: Worrying about something that may happen or may not happen next week.

Reason

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High Expectations

SQUIRREL: (thinking) I have high expectations for today.

EGG! The squirrel is hit in the back of the head with an egg.

Sunset Time

A rabbit and squirrel walk out of frame as the Sun is low in the sky. RABBIT (to squirrel): What time does the Sun set tonight?

The rabbit and squirrel are gone, leaving only the Sun. THE SUN (thinking): 7:33 pm! OK?! 7:33 pm. If everyone MUST know EVERY detail of my life at ALL times...

Entering a Contest

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Forever

RABBIT: I promise to be your friend forever.

LIZARD (thinking): Yes, well...

Clearing Your Mind

RABBIT: Isn't it amazing how a simple walk can clear your mind? SQUIRREL: Mmm, yes.

The rabbit isn't looking where it's going, and trips.

Cheating

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