How My Life Ended Up

A squirrel kicks a rock. SQUIRREL: (thinking) I don't like how my life ended up, so I am kicking this rock.
SQUIRREL: (thinking) Ow... ow... ow... ROCK: (thinking) You kick all you like, buddy. I can take it.
ROCK: (thinking) And look, I get it...
ROCK: (thinking) I wanted to be a statue when I grew up.
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