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Benevolence

ROONIE: An ant hill.

A pause

A pause

ROONIE: I am a benevolent deity.

Three egg day

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Jumped off a bridge

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Death

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Checkout

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Mouth open

FLYNN: What're you doing?
ROONIE: I'm walking around with my mouth open.

FLYNN: What if a bug flies into it?
ROONIE: AH, what if a delicious jelly-filled PASTRY flies into it?

FLYNN: Not gonna happen, Roonie.

ROONIE: Well, either way, we'll have something to talk about.

Character

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Worst possible things

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Grass looks greener

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Duck

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Inarticulate

ROONIE: You're sort of inarticulate, aren't you, Hot Chocolate?

HOT CHOCOLATE: On the contrary, Roonie, I'm well-versed in a panoply of topics. My reticence is more the result of a deep-seated fear of rejection that, coupled with an intense penchant for paranoia, renders me into this uncommunicative state.

HOT CHOCOLATE: Y- y- yeah.

Leopard

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