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Can Always Talk to You

A lizard smiles lovingly while watering a flower. LIZARD: (thinking) I can always talk to you, little friend...

LIZARD: (thinking) I know you'll always listen, even when no one else will.

Rain

LIZARD: It wasn't supposed to rain today.

The rain intensifies.

Jam, Jelly, and Preserves

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I Love You and All

SQUIRREL: Look, I love you and all, but it genuinely DRAINS me when I'm around you. Being near you... hurts my SOUL.

SQUIRREL: I'm just much happier alone. Without YOU. So I just need you to be around... LESS. Like... a LOT less, OK? Like not at ALL.

Outrun Your Problems

A fox watches a squirrel run from an egg. FOX: Outrun your problems! SQUIRREL: I can't!

The squirrel keeps running, the egg is gaining on them. FOX: You CAN! I have faith in you! I believe in you!

Dreams

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Gardener

A squirrel plants a flower in a weedy patch of grass. SQUIRREL: (thinking) I am a gardener.

The squirrel plants a flower. SQUIRREL: (thinking) I create life where I want life to exist.

Doing Well

RABBIT: Hey there! You seem to be doing well! LIZARD: Oh... I am NOT.

LIZARD: I am... SEVERELY unwell.

Hard to Be My Friend

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Like Me

A bird paints on a canvas. BIRD: (thinking) If they like my art, they'll like ME.

BIRD: (thinking) And then maybe I'LL like me.

How I Feel

RABBIT: ...anyway... that's how I feel... SQUIRREL: Wow.

SQUIRREL: What am I supposed to say to that?

Early Risers

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