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Taking Care of Plants

RABBIT: I am terrible at taking care of plants. Does that reflect badly on me?

SQUIRREL: It means you're responsible and it means that no one can depend on you.

Mantra

LIZARD: I feel so unsure and anxious where my life is going.

SQUIRREL: You just have to look deep inside and tell yourself: I am in charge of my life. I am in control. And I am all that I need.

With or Without

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Reading to Escape

RABBIT: Why do you read? SQUIRREL: I read to escape.

RABBIT: What are you escaping? SQUIRREL: You.

Parties

A squirrel hides in a bush. LIZARD: What are you doing out here? SQUIRREL: I hate parties. I'm hiding from everyone.

LIZARD: Me, too! Hey, you wanna hide from our friends together? SQUIRREL: Sure.

Practice

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Late

RABBIT (thinking): I'm late.

RABBIT (thinking): But... they'll understand.

Expensive

WESLEY: Why are we even in this store, Vicky? It's too expensive. VICKY: I'm just BROWSING, Wesley.

WESLEY: I just saw a five-inch throw pillow on SALE for $175! We can't afford ANY of this! VICKY: Not TODAY! But one day! ONE DAY!

Stuck

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Short

SQUIRREL: The days are getting so short.

RABBIT: But that just means the sunsets come sooner!

Hands

RABBIT (thinking): On the one hand, I could do laundry.

RABBIT (thinking): On the other hand, I could wash dishes.

My Leaves

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