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Eating Healthy

SQUIRREL: The way you eat... it's not HEALTHY. RABBIT: Let's examine that.

RABBIT: This food makes me happy. Shouldn't I prioritize my mental health?

Moment to Myself

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Compliment

RABBIT: I like your painting. BIRD: Wait, are you trying to hint at something?

RABBIT: No. I really like it. BIRD: A ha! Just there! You PAUSED! There's an UNDERTONE of... SOMETHING.

Today’s the Day

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Cool

LIZARD (thinking): I am hip and cool. I have a cool, new jacket. And I am cool.

LIZARD (thinking): Everyone knows I am cool because I look cool, and because of that, I talk and act cool too.

You Want To Eat?

SQUIRREL: You want to get something to eat?

RABBIT (thinking): I eat before bed. I eat when I wake up. I eat when I'm lonely. I eat with my friends. I eat when I'm bored. I eat when I'm busy.

Let Me Go First

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Game Night

A fox speaks to a rabbit and a lizard. A board game is on the table, and they're opening the box. FOX: Welcome to Game Night. You have never played this game, so allow me to explain the rules.

FOX: I will explain them quickly and in a confusing meandering way. And I will not repeat myself.

Unstuck

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Cozy

RABBIT: I don't think I can come help you. SQUIRREL (on phone): You're calling out sick?

RABBIT: No, that's just it. I feel amazing. I'm so cozy. I don't want to move.

Alone

LIZARD: Please don't be offended, but I need to be alone.

RABBIT: Of course. I'll go.

Done

A rabbit climbs a table toward an unfinished cake. SQUIRREL: Wait, not yet!

GORGE! The rabbit eats the entire cake in seconds.