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Roonie the rabbit

A character in 381 comics.

This friend is very sweet, but a little distracted. They’d do anything for you, if they actually understood what you wanted them to do, which they don’t.

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Friends Forever

Jan 5, 2024

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Coffee

Jan 3, 2024

RABBIT: Why do you drink coffee? SQUIRREL: Years ago, it was because I enjoyed it.
SQUIRREL: Now? It’s just a bad habit that hurts my sleep and makes me stressed and angry.
A squirrel angrily sips coffee.
RABBIT: Maybe you should qui- SQUIRREL: Maybe you should shut you stupid mouth.

Effort

Dec 31, 2023

RABBIT (thinking): I've got a lot to do today.
RABBIT (thinking): And it's going to take an enormous effort...
RABBIT (thinking): ...to do nothing instead.
RABBIT (thinking): Luckily, I have a strong anti-work ethic.

How to Write Songs

Dec 29, 2023

RABBIT: How do you write your songs? BIRD: Well, I tap into EMOTION.
BIRD: I examine my true, raw FEELINGS.
BIRD: I look inside and I explore the very DEPTHS of my SOUL.
BIRD: And then I hum little jingles until one sounds catchy.

Setting a Baseline

Dec 24, 2023

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Winter Solstice

Dec 22, 2023

The rabbit hands the squirrel a present. SQUIRREL: You know, people have had Winter solstice celebrations for thousands of years, but gift giving is a more recent tradition.
SQUIRREL: The Norse, for example, rather than giving gifts, would hold great bonfires meant to entice the Sun to return.
SQUIRREL: Really interesting stuff. REALLY interesting...
RABBIT: So you didn't get me anything. SQUIRREL: I did not.

Leaf in the Wind

Dec 21, 2023

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Taking Care of Plants

Nov 20, 2023

RABBIT: I am terrible at taking care of plants. Does that reflect badly on me?
SQUIRREL: It means you're responsible and it means that no one can depend on you.
RABBIT: Oh.
RABBIT: Well, we all knew THAT anyway! SQUIRREL: True.

With or Without

Nov 15, 2023

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Reading to Escape

Nov 13, 2023

RABBIT: Why do you read? SQUIRREL: I read to escape.
RABBIT: What are you escaping? SQUIRREL: You.
RABBIT: Mmm...
RABBIT: Not really working, is it? SQUIRREL: Not really.

Late

Nov 6, 2023

RABBIT (thinking): I'm late.
RABBIT (thinking): But... they'll understand.
RABBIT (thinking): Or at least... They won't be SURPRISED. And that's SOMETHING.
RABBIT (thinking): All the years I've spent disappointing my friends is finally paying off.

Stuck

Nov 1, 2023

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