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Roonie the rabbit

A character in 290 comics.

This friend is very sweet, but a little distracted. They’d do anything for you, if they actually understood what you wanted them to do, which they don’t.

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Taking Care of Plants

Nov 20, 2023

RABBIT: I am terrible at taking care of plants. Does that reflect badly on me?
SQUIRREL: It means you're responsible and it means that no one can depend on you.
RABBIT: Oh.
RABBIT: Well, we all knew THAT anyway! SQUIRREL: True.

With or Without

Nov 15, 2023

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Reading to Escape

Nov 13, 2023

RABBIT: Why do you read? SQUIRREL: I read to escape.
RABBIT: What are you escaping? SQUIRREL: You.
RABBIT: Mmm...
RABBIT: Not really working, is it? SQUIRREL: Not really.

Late

Nov 6, 2023

RABBIT (thinking): I'm late.
RABBIT (thinking): But... they'll understand.
RABBIT (thinking): Or at least... They won't be SURPRISED. And that's SOMETHING.
RABBIT (thinking): All the years I've spent disappointing my friends is finally paying off.

Stuck

Nov 1, 2023

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Short

Oct 30, 2023

SQUIRREL: The days are getting so short.
RABBIT: But that just means the sunsets come sooner!
The squirrel sighs.
SQUIRREL: Can't you just let me complain in peace?

Hands

Oct 27, 2023

RABBIT (thinking): On the one hand, I could do laundry.
RABBIT (thinking): On the other hand, I could wash dishes.
The rabbit grabs a muffin.
RABBIT (thinking): A compelling third hand offers a delicious muffin and wins the day.

Risks

Oct 23, 2023

A rabbit and fox are skydiving. RABBIT: You inspire me to take risks! Thank you! FOX: Ha! You're welcome!
The fox looks at the rabbit.
The fox looks at the approaching ground.
FOX (thinking): At some point, I'll mention I forgot to pack parachutes, but I hate to ruin such a nice moment.

Rebirth

Oct 20, 2023

SQUIRREL: Fall trees do not die. Instead, a second act starts, and they are reborn.
MARK THE TREE: THAT'S RIGHT! Old Mark is no more! I am new Mark now! STACY: Ooo.
grace:%20You%20seem%20PRETTY%20similar,%20Mark.%20MARK%3A%20Well,%20I'm%20NOT!%20I'm%20into%20LOADS%20of%20new%20stuff%20now!%20STACY%3A%20Ooo!%20Like%20what?
mark:%20NEW%20Mark%20is%20considering%20wearing%20HATS%20again!%20STACY%3A%20OOO!!%20GRACE%3A%20Mark!%20NO!%20Let's%20NOT%20replace%20your%20fedora%20year.

Here For Me

Oct 18, 2023

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Soothing

Oct 16, 2023

LIZARD: How do you soothe yourself when you're nervous? RABBIT: I'm never nervous, so I dunno! I guess I would eat?
LIZARD: But you're ALWAYS eating. So... maybe... DEEP-DOWN... you're ALWAYS nervous. So you constantly soothe yourself to avoid your constant anxiety.
The rabbit stares at the lizard.
RABBIT: I'd like to move on to another topic.

Hugs

Oct 13, 2023

LIZARD: I'm feeling a little anxious. RABBIT: Wait... Do you need SNUGGLES?!
The rabbit leaps towards the lizard with his entire body, without the lizard noticing. LIZARD: Um... No, I don't think-
Aggressive HUG from the rabbit!
RABBIT: I'm sorry, I shouldn't have phrased that as a question.

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