Comics with Roonie the rabbit | Roonie the Rabbit

Retail Therapy

RABBIT: (thinking) Maybe if I buy a lot of stuff, I'll be happy.

Surrounded by boxes and stuffed animals, the rabbit clutches a teddy bear. RABBIT: (thinking) Hmm, no.

Pleasant

A rabbit and squirrel sit together on a tree branch. RABBIT: So, have you decided if you'll be PLEASANT with me today?

SQUIRREL: Well, yes, I've given it a lot of thought.

Spot the Difference

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How Many Times

A squirrel looks up at a rabbit who is stuck in a beehive hanging from a tree, surrounded by bees. SQUIRREL: How many times will it take for you to LEARN to not do this?

RABBIT: Well... it's a good question.

Good Day

A squirrel and rabbit sit together on a tree branch. SQUIRREL: Are you having a good day?

RABBIT: Well... yeah. I mean, so FAR, I guess.

Creative Voice

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Jam, Jelly, and Preserves

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I Love You and All

SQUIRREL: Look, I love you and all, but it genuinely DRAINS me when I'm around you. Being near you... hurts my SOUL.

SQUIRREL: I'm just much happier alone. Without YOU. So I just need you to be around... LESS. Like... a LOT less, OK? Like not at ALL.

Doing Well

RABBIT: Hey there! You seem to be doing well! LIZARD: Oh... I am NOT.

LIZARD: I am... SEVERELY unwell.

Hard to Be My Friend

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How I Feel

RABBIT: ...anyway... that's how I feel... SQUIRREL: Wow.

SQUIRREL: What am I supposed to say to that?

You’re Just Saying That

RABBIT: I liked your song!

BIRD: Aw, you're just saying that...