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Roonie the rabbit

A character in 274 comics.

This friend is very sweet, but a little distracted. They’d do anything for you, if they actually understood what you wanted them to do, which they don’t.

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My Exercise Plan

Aug 4, 2023

RABBIT (thinking): My exercise plan is simple.
RABBIT (thinking): I wake up every morning. And I don't exercise.
The rabbit remains motionless.
RABBIT (thinking): Some might say TOO simple.

You Make Me Happy

Jul 19, 2023

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Hot

Jul 17, 2023

RABBIT: It's hot today. SQUIRREL: Super hot.
THE SUN: Well, don't look at ME.
THE SUN: Seriously. Do not look directly at me. I will burn a dang hold in your dang eyes. In SECONDS.
THE SUN: I do apologize for the heat though.

Birthday

Jun 26, 2023

RABBIT: For your birthday, I got you a caterpillar that will one day become a beautiful butterfly!
SQUIRREL: This is a WORM. RABBIT: Hmm.
RABBIT: Well, you know, then... Don't hold your breath on the butterfly thing.
RABBIT: Now, where's that CAKE?! SQUIRREL: This is a DEAD worm.

Chores

May 12, 2023

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Why Do You Love Me?

May 8, 2023

SQUIRREL: Why do you love me?
RABBIT: I enjoy spending time with you.
SQUIRREL: No... no.
SQUIRREL: That can't be it.

Advice

May 5, 2023

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What I Want to Do

May 3, 2023

A fox and rabbit cut yellow fabric. FOX: Why do we always end up doing what I want to do? RABBIT: Because you're louder, and I always give in.
We see the fox and rabbit are in a boat. FOX (yelling): THAT'S NOT TRUE! I JUST HAVE BETTER IDEAS! RABBIT: OK! Fine!
We see the fabric they cut was the boat's sail, and that they're in the middle of a large body of water. The fox has made a hand puppet from the fabric.
RABBIT: Hey, doesn't the boat sort of NEED a sail? FOX (yelling): SHUT UP AND FINISH YOUR PUPPET!!

Good Reason

Apr 26, 2023

SQUIRREL: You're late. RABBIT: Oh! I have a good reason.
RABBIT: I took a nap and overslept.
SQUIRREL: That's not a good reason. RABBIT: No... I guess not.
RABBIT: But it was a good NAP.

Hide My Anger

Apr 25, 2023

SQUIRREL (thinking): I am so incredibly angry, but I'm not supposed to show it.
A small fire sparks above the squirrel's head. SQUIRREL (thinking): SO I will just site here quietly.
The squirrel is now fully on fire. SQUIRREL (thinking): And no one...
The fire has spread to the entire tree the squirrel is sitting on, and the rabbit who sat next to them plummets to the ground. SQUIRREL (thinking): ...will ever know.

Together

Apr 23, 2023

RABBIT: You and me... We're in this together.
An EGG hits the squirrel in the face.
The squirrel falls off the tree.
RABBIT: Well... we were.

For Fun

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Mar 25, 2023

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