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Relax

RABBIT: Come on, it's a beautiful day out, let's just relax. SQUIRREL: Yes, I thought about relaxing.

SQUIRREL: But then I remembered...

Enjoying Each Bite

A rabbit sits at a table with a full meal in front of them. RABBIT: (thinking) I enjoy each meal, from the first bite to the last.

A rabbit takes the first bite.

Stars

A rabbit and lizard lie down in a field and stare at the night sky. RABBIT: I think stars are shy little PIXIES that only come out at night and flutter around.

LIZARD: Th- they're actually enormous, constantly exploding balls of gas and unimaginably hot plasma.

Great Things

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Impossible

A rabbit stands before a shaky bridge across a great chasm. RABBIT: I don't know. This just seems impossible.

SQUIRREL: Look, sometimes this SEEM impossible, but then you believe in yourself and guess what? RABBIT: What?

The Unknown

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Backwards

A rabbit and squirrel sit in a tree. RABBIT: What if we spent the day doing everything BACKWARDS?

SQUIRREL: If the next thing you say is incredibly stupid. RABBIT: What?

Teach Me to Sing

RABBIT: So, could you teach ME to sing? BIRD: Oh no. No no no...

BIRD: No, you see, I find that music is either IN you... or it's NOT.

Late

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Worrying About Next Week

A rabbit walks up to a worried lizard. RABBIT: Whatcha doin'?

LIZARD: Worrying about something that may happen or may not happen next week.

Reason

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Forever

RABBIT: I promise to be your friend forever.

LIZARD (thinking): Yes, well...