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Roonie the rabbit

A character in 381 comics.

This friend is very sweet, but a little distracted. They’d do anything for you, if they actually understood what you wanted them to do, which they don’t.

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Holiday Weight

Sep 18, 2024

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Secret

Sep 4, 2024

BIRD: Every song I sing is a secret about myself.
The bird sings loudly. SQUANK!
BIRD: What do you think?
RABBIT (horrified): I'll never tell a soul.

Bother

Aug 21, 2024

SQUIRREL: There's an art to ignoring the things that bother you. RABBIT: OOO, can you teach it to me?
RABBIT: Can you?
RABBIT: No?
RABBIT (thinking): I guess it's unteachable.

Breakfast

Aug 7, 2024

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Masterpiece

Jul 31, 2024

RABBIT: Each sunset feels like a new masterpiece.
THE SUN (thinking): Well, look, that's very nice of them to say. But it's just purple, red, orange, rinse, repeat, every dang time.
THE SUN (thinking): To be honest, I'm just sort of "playing the hits" at this point.
THE SUN (thinking): But, you know, it puts button seats!

Magic

Jul 24, 2024

SQUIRREL: Do you believe in magic?
RABBIT: Oh yes, I believe impossible things can happen.
A pause.
RABBIT: Mainly because I don't understand how anything works.

Honesty

Jul 10, 2024

A bird stands before a painting they made. BIRD: What do you think? Be honest. RABBIT: OK, but... it might hurt your feelings.
BIRD: Oh. No no. Nevermind that then.
The bird stares at the painting. The rabbit stares at the bird.
RABBIT: What if I just lie gracefully? BIRD: THAT could work.

Hugs vs. Space

Jul 3, 2024

A rabbit looks worried. RABBIT: I need hugs.
A squirrel looks close off. SQUIRREL: I need space.
The rabbit leaps on top of the squirrel and smothers them with a hug.
RABBIT (while wrapped around the squirrel's head): You lose.

One Task

Jun 26, 2024

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Tidied Up

Jun 12, 2024

A squirrel is sweeping up in his neat home. SQUIRREL (thinking): They've all finally left me alone long enough where I have COMPLETELY tidied up the house.
The squirrel looks proud. SQUIRREL (thinking): And now it's all done.
The squirrel looks regretful. SQUIRREL (thinking): ALLLLLL done.
The squirrel is now outside in front of his friends, a rabbit and a lizard. SQUIRREL: Please come over immediately.

Cliff Diving

Jun 5, 2024

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Honesty

May 29, 2024

RABBIT: Well…? What do you think? SQUIRREL: I’m sorry, I wasn’t listening.
RABBIT: At least you’re being honest.
SQUIRREL: No no, if I’m being HONEST, I was listening, but I was just incredibly shocked by how stupid your idea was.
RABBIT: So you’re being… polite? SQUIRREL: In my way.

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