Game Night

A fox speaks to a rabbit and a lizard. A board game is on the table, and they're opening the box. FOX: Welcome to Game Night. You have never played this game, so allow me to explain the rules.
FOX: I will explain them quickly and in a confusing meandering way. And I will not repeat myself.
FOX: And though this is your first time playing, I will have no patience when you forget or misinterpret any of the rules that I am about to poorly explain.
FOX: Now who's ready to have some FUN!? RABBIT (aside to the lizard): Almost certainly not us.
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