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A topic in 5 comics.

How Do I Look?

Jun 1, 2026

An ant in an outfit stands before a mirror as another ant looks on. CHRISTOPHER: How do I look in this, Aaron? I won't be mad, just tell me. Do I look AWFUL? Do I look like a hideous BEAST? Like some sad grotesque CREATURE?
CHRISTOPHER: Does this OUTFIT... make me look like... a flea-bitten... mangy... mishapen... MONSTROSITY? Does it?! TELL ME!!!
AARON: (sigh) No... of course not, honey. You look BEAUTIFUL.
CHRISTOPHER: (gasp) You... you HESITATED. I'm calling my mother... AARON: What? I DIDN'T! Christopher! NO! Come BACK here!

Rude

Sep 11, 2024

FOX: I don't want to be rude, but this meal you made is terrible.
SQUIRREL: Oh, I don't want to be rude either.
THWACK! The squirrel smacks the fox across the face with a spatula.
SQUIRREL: But we don't always get what we want, do we?

Secret

Sep 4, 2024

BIRD: Every song I sing is a secret about myself.
The bird sings loudly. SQUANK!
BIRD: What do you think?
RABBIT (horrified): I'll never tell a soul.

Honesty

Jul 10, 2024

A bird stands before a painting they made. BIRD: What do you think? Be honest. RABBIT: OK, but... it might hurt your feelings.
BIRD: Oh. No no. Nevermind that then.
The bird stares at the painting. The rabbit stares at the bird.
RABBIT: What if I just lie gracefully? BIRD: THAT could work.

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