Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Topic

Comics about shopping

The express lane, rearranged aisles, and unripe fruit. Pretending to know about cars. Browsing what you can’t afford. Retail therapy.

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Popularity rank 1 #612. Retail Therapy

June 3, 2026

RABBIT: (thinking) Maybe if I buy a lot of stuff, I'll be happy.

Surrounded by boxes and stuffed animals, the rabbit clutches a teddy bear. RABBIT: (thinking) Hmm, no.

The rabbit is now engulfed in a growing pile of toys and boxes. RABBIT: (thinking) Still isn't working.

The pile of purchased items has grown enormous around the rabbit. RABBIT: (thinking) But still... I shouldn't just give up on this.

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Popularity rank 2 #573. Passion Fruits

March 4, 2026

Two ants are in the fruit section of a grocery store. CUSTOMER: Excuse me, are these passion fruits fresh? EMPLOYEE: Well, not exactly...

CUSTOMER: Good GOD! Don't give me that mealy mouth answer! Im tired of this "C.Y.A." DOUBLE SPEAK!

CUSTOMER: You're not a CORPORATION! I won't hold you LIABLE. Just be a PERSON and tell me: ARE... THESE... PASSION FRUITS... FRESH?!

EMPLOYEE: Those passion fruits are plastic display samples. CUSTOMER: All right! Se then "no"! Was that so HARD?

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Popularity rank 3 #198. Pick a Color

December 13, 2021

HELEN: Well, the room WOULD look great in mint green. ALLAN: Great. Mint green. I truly don't care anymore.

HELEN: But... ugh. Allan, I mean, sweetwater blue is SO nice. ALLEN: Fine! Blue! We've been here THREE HOURS, Helen!

HELEN: UGH, but then there's plum. Lilac. Byzantium. Allan... Are we not giving enough thought to purples in GENERAL?

ALLAN: I... would like a divorce. HELEN: AUGH!! Goldenrod, Allan! My God! What about GOLDENROD!!

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Popularity rank 4 #452. Expensive

November 3, 2023

WESLEY: Why are we even in this store, Vicky? It's too expensive. VICKY: I'm just BROWSING, Wesley.

WESLEY: I just saw a five-inch throw pillow on SALE for $175! We can't afford ANY of this! VICKY: Not TODAY! But one day! ONE DAY!

VICKY: One day, Wesley, I will be so successful that these prices will seem REASONABLE to me! I am PREPARING for that day! I am preparing for my FUTURE success!

VICKY: I am trying to be the change I want to see in the world! One scented candle at a time! WESLEY: Good God, this napkin ring is $72.50!

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Popularity rank 5 #395. Cool

April 20, 2023

DAMON: Stacy, if they figure out we don't know anything about cars, they'll take advantage of us. STACY: OK!!

DAMON: So when the salesman comes, act like you know cars. Play it COOL. STACY: Got it!!

SALESMAN: Hi there! You guys interested in this car? STACY: Sir, I INVENTED this car!! And I OWN this company!!

STACY: And you're FIRED!! And I want to speak to your BOSS!! Which is ME!! I... am... car! CAR!! SALESMAN: Wait-... what? DAMON: LESS cool, Stacy.

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